srah's very secret borderlands blog

04/04/2019 19:11:47 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

jack has a hard time being nice sometimes

from this post

04/04/2019 19:14:30 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

tfw ur tryin to strangle one of your shithead employees and he starts telling you how to do it better

04/04/2019 19:15:01 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

i have concluded that tales from the borderlands, by amazing means of deduction, is the story of several hyperion infants dumped on pandora to look for their dads car keys

04/04/2019 19:17:08 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

rhystructured:

okay but that one au where rhys is an ai and jack is the one trying to get to the hyperion throne. rhys isnt that great and is completely outshined by jack in every way and the only way hes even relevant/helpful is thru fucking up something so bad, jack would kind of Need the extra help

jack still manages to get 95% of stuff done w/o rhys despite rhys’ efforts to sabotage him in the first place

04/04/2019 19:18:44 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

starfleetspectre:

poor string bean

05/04/2019 2:18:49 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

lingrimmart:

4:50 AM
G: LINS, DO YOU REMEMBER SOME SKETCH WE STARTED A YEAR AGO? LET’S FINISH IT.
—
Rhys, you can handle it. Because it’s just a bad dream.

11/04/2019 18:11:26 ¶ ●

randy said “Fortunately, with how Rhys appears in the game, I don’t think it actually matters at all” so now im fuckin convinced he’s voiced by dameon clarke and something terrible has happened

13/04/2019 0:22:17 ¶ ●

come watch my amazing gf draw some sick borderlands art!!!

https://picarto.tv/everking

13/04/2019 1:25:49 ¶ ● ⬈

anthelios:

come watch my amazing gf draw some sick borderlands art!!!

https://picarto.tv/everking

still going!!!

13/04/2019 2:06:17 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

tremendouslybluefangirl:

Replaying a game with different choices honestly hurts when you know how everything turns out. Game, stop.

13/04/2019 3:54:44 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

anthelios:

anthelios:

come watch my amazing gf draw some sick borderlands art!!!

https://picarto.tv/everking

still going!!!

COME PLAY IN OUR SPAAACE stream is still going

14/04/2019 1:14:47 ¶ ● ⬈

everking:

the company man

14/04/2019 1:18:45 ¶ ● ⬈

everking:

it’s always sunny in pandora

you have never done a backflip in your life.

14/04/2019 2:16:23 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

casuallysuplexes:

fun fact: the office is my go-to background noise when i draw

15/04/2019 3:46:14 ¶ ● ⬈

everking:

:9

15/04/2019 3:57:00 ¶ ●

Devil You Know (ch.3)

I’ve updated my Handsome Jack/Rhys fic with chapter 3, Collaborate!

> are you handsome jack?
> no duh.

Two years, Rhys thinks, is long enough that it won’t be crazy awkward.

Rating: Mature

Relationship: Handsome Jack/Rhys

Tags: Artificial Intelligence, Manipulation, Post-TFTBL, Atlas Rhys

Wordcount: 10155

Chapters: 3/?

Read here!

18/04/2019 18:19:08 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

silsol:

25/04/2019 17:34:59 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

Rhys: I lost like, 27 pounds.

Vaughn: oh my god. what is your secret?

Rhys: . . .

Rhys: I had my arm ripped off.

terrifyers:

oh … right. (x)

26/04/2019 23:59:03 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

26/04/2019 23:59:55 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

Use your tall friends as cover in dangerous situations.

Vaughn just seems like the guy you DON'T want to play Monopoly with. He'll scew you up.

Handsome Jack: the ultimate creeper magnet.

Who wore it better

wishfulsketching:

Finally finished some older doodles I had made of these guys! So here ya go, more doodles of the Hyperion dorks! (Many of these were inspired by this song)

27/04/2019 0:01:10 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

niklaud:

portal test subject Rhys!

I bought a new drawing tablet and suddenly drawing is fun again.. Also picked up an old art style of mine ( that isnt on this blog ) and improved it ^^

I also took the opportunity to make rhys’s robotic arm and the portal gun as one

27/04/2019 0:08:09 ¶ ● ⬈

everking:

ask and ye shall receive…. ~~sometimes~~

companion piece to this