March 2025

its so easy for me to think abt the VHs groups as friends throughout the series except for TPS. by week 2 on elpis i think the women in the group would have eaten timothy for protein.

i loveee giving my ocs eridium accessories. girl watch out. your ostentatious and ultimately meaningless display of wealth is slowly rotting your body.

trying new styles is so hard why cant it just look like how i envisioned it on the first try. rude…

bl3 angel <3

illygal:

wip: humanizing my fav character in the whole world

sorry for the details, still in progress

cowardlylittlebranchman:

Tell your friends you love them! Tell your mutuals you love them! Tell everyone you love them! You wouldn’t be the person you are today without the people around you :-)

femalefemur:

me @ my mutuals

kuromi-hoemie:

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they’re my monkeys now

i can never decide. 😔

process-them-all-1989:

achillesinhighheels:

“Babel” by Cildo Meireles (2001)

Tags courtesy of @a-kind-of-merry-war that really explain this artwork!

sooo many things i want to talk abt. hey how do we feel abt the fact the rats were willing to let in a sanctuary citizen. (and hodunk!)

and that hyperion spies are responsible for the deaths of dozens of bandit women via witch hunting trials.

and that pierce died outside of lynchwood after hijacking its train which substantially shrinks the locational distance between BL1 and BL2.

and-

kolbasos:

Here’s a little bit about me ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) did it a while back but my opinion didn’t change ig

Here’s a link so you could make one too!

in which my tastes are obvious and no one is surprised.

sofiescarchy:

Kat n Naoko 💥💥

fun fact: new-us were almost made canon in BL2 with angel uploading your DNA to hyperion’s systems without your knowledge.

male version of the tier list i posed earlier. lotsa old guys in this series.

how the fuck did captain flynt even manage this, man.

borderlands-audio:

Canonical New-Usangel. cut audio.

“I hope that didn’t hurt too much. Think of me like a safety net. I took the liberty of uploading your DNA to a New-U station here on Pandora. Not everyone on the planet can afford this luxury, so be aware this will cost you money every time you die.”

kleinergeist:

Hey. Don’t cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?

borderlands-audio:

Lynchwood Announcement 02nisha.

“This is the sheriff. Rumors that Lynchwood that might become as…‘civilized’ as Opportunity are not to be believed. Let Jack have his ivory towers, I came to Pandora for action.”

"every borderlands character is morally gray. none of them are good." for the most part, yeah! but also angel is right there. her defining character arc is that she is Good in ways the people around her are not.

borderlands-confess:

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(baby butches your mechromancer.)

request for @rando-lesbo210!! i didnt actually have a set design for gaige until doing this, and im still not sure on her look. the big shorts are a necessity, though.

my peepaw :)

vtimeisteatime:

isa-ah:

isa-ah:

isa-ah:

most cathartic part of orpheus 2025 <3

of the 5 teslas in the parade, one turned off so early we didnt even see it, one had to turn off after someone cracked its windshield, and one had to turn off after it got a window shattered. further down from us people were fully throwing garbage and beer bottles with the intention of breaking glass. only 2 of them made it to the end of the parade, having been jeered end to end.

if this was supposed to be a temperature test- because people are speculating this was a test ride for the military and tesla having a partnership, no one knows why on earth these things were in mardi gras to begin with- then they certainly got an idea of how people feel.

@woodsywizard LITERALLYYY

I have been thinking about them fleeing to metairie all day. elleauxelle

Oh how I hate you, Randy Pitchford.

borderlands-confess:

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empyreansentinel:

wip wip wip

ghostwriterofthemachine:

Okay okay I’ve got one I think will be fun!!

Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.

Could you write a convincing 1-2k word fic for this fandom?

Yes, easy, I’ve read/watched/played this piece of media and could write for it!

Yes, I know enough about it through fandom/internet osmosis that I could BS 1k

Eh, I could TRY but someone who knew the media would know I was BSing

No, I’ve heard of this media but I don’t know enough about it to BS a fic

I have never heard of this media in my life

Nuance option??

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Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D

tubbo3091:

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

if anyone was wondering how reading the borderlands novels was going, i tapped out at the sixth or seventh chapter of the first book.

last thing i remember is roland using a kid as bandit bait (<- he would not fucking do that.) and that there’s a planet named after elvis presley.

goddd i wish that we got to see the crimson raiders in their prime, back when pierce was still leading. instead we just go from a town of civilians in BL1 to a town of refugees in BL2.

like its genuinely shocking to me that even a decade after the game came out we dont know exactly what happened during the raid on new haven.

farming redbelly is so miserable. long walkback, locked door you have fight to unlock, and a boss you cant instantly kill because of a second phase animation. get me out of here…

chat hear me out. corruption au with the TPS eternal skins.

POV: you are on your fourth attempt of doing the run up to control core angel.

sirdomo4:

empyreansentinel:

goddd i wish that we got to see the crimson raiders in their prime, back when pierce was still leading. instead we just go from a town of civilians in BL1 to a town of refugees in BL2.

like its genuinely shocking to me that even a decade after the game came out we dont know exactly what happened during the raid on new haven.

At that, if you don’t mind my discussion, I think maybe what if there was like a Commander Lilith style DLC but for BL1 and it was called like Commander Pierce and the Loss of New Haven cor something. You fight Wilhelm and lose. Also Handsome Jack is there.

YEAH. like. there could have been so many ways to show such a big event instead we get it recounted second hand by the characters and like. four echos.

the toy that balex was put into wasnt just the same brand as angels childhood bear, it was also one of her toys that had simply gotten left behind on montys ship when she was a toddler. i know this bc i was there. btw.

transjjester:

Do you know who prevs icon is?

eden-6 mercenary day fic…in which the jakobs-hammerlock-kadam collective do what youre not supposed to do on the holidays - buy someone a pet.

empyreansentinel:

farming redbelly is so miserable. long walkback, locked door you have fight to unlock, and a boss you cant instantly kill because of a second phase animation. get me out of here…

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?

honestly tps is so so close to being my favorite borderlands game like i just wish it was a little Different.

i wish angel had a more prevalent role in the game, especially in the claptrap dlc. it feels very jarring to not have her leading the VHs and theres not really a reason for her not to be.

the greys in the environment get a little monotonous after a while, even helios loses its luster a few playthroughs in. concordia could have been more fleshed out. i never felt a connection to it as the central town of the game and more just like ‘this is where moxxi and janey are’.

and my BIGGEST gripe is just how little information we have about the lost legion in general. the main enemy faction of the game and we know nothing. we hardly know what zarpedon was fighting for, and we know nothing at all about her relationship to the watcher. AND THE ETERNALS (!!!!).

sadly i really think the writers just paid no attention to the surrounding worldbuilding of TPS. all of the emphasis kind of just went on it being the jack backstory game and nothing really lasted outside of that.

prrkxentrrkrr2:

prrkxentrrkrr2:

homeless trans woman living in an unsanitary nightmare :(

hi everyone im pretty well known around here. i’ve been homeless for about a year and two months now, and i’m working on it really hard.

i am currently working with an NGO towards recognition of my refugee status, which will give me healthcare access and other important human rights which i have not had in nearly a decade.

unfortunately, to access this NGO, i have to live in a gross inner city food desert. i live in the cheapest hotel available and eat one meal a day. the floor is sticky with unsealed paint, the nearest toilet has been clogged with human shit for two days, and i’m “not allowed” to have alcohol because the owner is an evangelical, so my beer cans are piling up because i have to dispose of them stealthily in the dead of night

although this is the right step overall and i’m excited to have legal status, i’m very depressed because of my disgusting living conditions. the room smells like dead rats and so do i even though i shower three times a day.

can people donate me money so i can afford to move into a real apartment once i have status?

ko-fi link – this link takes paypal, visa, and mastercard.

42/700$ raised in March

last month tumblr staff shadow banned my account. due to this, last month’s donations were below what i needed. so please support me by following, signal boosting, and donating.

94/700$, 61 notes

congratulations to my hotel on the installation of a hand-written sign on the main bathroom acknowledging that the main toilet has been clogged with human shit for 55 hours.

which toilet should i use from now on?

the one with no door

the one with no seat

please i will donate so that you can move somewhere better

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samirahmed125:

feluka:

feluka:

Do we think “Israel” brazenly bragging about not allowing humanitarian aid through the border will be enough for people to stop scolding Gazans for making individual/family fundraisers because “it’s better to donate to trusted orgs instead” or are they never going to get it?

Don’t let your anxiety cause inaction, especially since there are people spending an incredible amount of effort to weed out the scammers and ease your anxiety about scammers. I don’t know what else to do short of begging. Please don’t let them starve. All my friends in Gaza are asking me why their campaigns are stagnating and I don’t know how to answer them.

Anas is fighting cancer. (fundraiser) (vetting)

Amal needs to feed her baby. (fundraiser) (vetting #175)

Samir is in danger of losing his leg. (fundraiser) (vetting #428)

Mahmoud needs to pay remote tuition fees. (fundraiser) (vetting)

Please boost them and every vetted fundraiser that comes your way, and donate if you can. If you have any following and can think of anything like charity streams or giveaways to promote campaigns, please do so. This is a very crucial and difficult time for Gaza.

Please, I just want to walk on my feet. I don’t want to remain like this, helpless. Please help me and do not abandon me. I am a weak person, and I want your support and strength. Share, donate, and do what you can for me. You give me life back with your simple donation. Please make my heart happy and give me hope that I can walk and live like all humans. I write to you and I have full hope in you. Please do not let me down 🥺🙏🙏💔🇵🇸 @90-ghost @a-shade-of-blue @dykesbat @ot3 @opencommunion @akajustmerry @fifthnormani @feluka @beetledrink @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @bongjoonheaux @bloglikeanegyptian @buttercuparry @butchmagicalboi @virovac @mortalityplays @mysharona1987 @zvaigzdelasas @xxx-sparkydemon-xxx @x-treme-couponing @nogender-onlystars @neechees @lukewarm-lesbian @karinyosa @junglejim4322 @flufflogic @determinate-negation @queasyferret @wellwaterhysteria @wormkink @weaver-z @tamamita @thatsthat24 @yekkes @tlirsgender @yujateaandpi @yesitsanusha @uimanhosa

empyreansentinel:

eden-6 mercenary day fic…in which the jakobs-hammerlock-kadam collective do what youre not supposed to do on the holidays - buy someone a pet.

nisha and wainwright family dynamics…no one understands them like i do. they want to be close. theyre distrustful of each other. theyre siblings by marriage. angel clings to nisha and it feels like shes rejecting wainwright as her uncle.

bro i dont think we’re on elpis anymore.

everyone start making more guardian ocs NOW‼️

ozempicofficial:

oh this is going to be tedious as hell.

nisha x zarpedon. hello. is this anything.

this animating shit is ez

okay so what if a person you loved died and throughout your time morning them you start to lose any definitive proof you had of them ever existing in the first place. hospital documents. wedding rings. baby photos. whatever.

and then months later someone with their name and but not quite their face and not quite their voice walks into your life. and you have to choose between loving this stranger or accepting the fact that the person you love is gone now and this is Something Else that is trying to pry its way into your life.

like. would that be fucked up or what.

fidaa-family2:

It’s urgent ‼️🚨

Hello friends

I hope you are all well. I am grateful for your support of me and my kids and for standing by me, but there is very bad news Unfortunately, GoFundMe has closed the fundraiser for me and my kids. After freezing it for several months, approximately four months, and after submitting the information required for the review process, GoFundMe closed the fundraising today. After it reached $117,000, it gained 39,000 and lost approximately $73,000.

It will never be easy to reach this mileage. It took me a lot of time, effort, and effort to be able to save money for me, my children, and my family. If you receive a refund, please re-donate through the Chuffed.org link or the PayPal link. I need your support, standing by my side again, and all hope and trust in you

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DOES CHIMERA HAVE MASKS FROM ALL THE SIRENS. HELLO. THATS SO FUCKING CLEVER WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EHEHEHEHE >:]. the chimera has a few masks but it is especially attached to sirens. specifically steele! it thinks about steele a little too much and it hurts its big alien slug feelings.

at some point it also adopted she/her pronouns to feel more connected to them as well. it wants sisters </3.