April 2025

have you ever listened to "canary in a coal mine" by the crane wives? that is like, THE angel borderlands song to me

YEAH. YEAH.

if the writers at gearbox had any brains left in their skulls they would have made roland and angel mirror each other from the very start.

roland defected from atlas, angel rebelled against jack. but as roland detaches himself emotionally from his work to lead the raiders, The Mission is all angel has. it Needs to be personal for her. its about roland building a world he can live in versus angel dying for the one only she can save.

the shared relief they must have felt in the moments before their deaths, thinking their plan had worked. rolands hand feeling for her fading pulse being the first warm human contact in years. just. (explodes.)

they DIED side by side, they should have at least been buried together, if they were buried at all. angel should have gotten a statue. idgaf. <- clearly gives a fuck.

siren “telepathy” will always be so stupid to me. it should’ve stayed as an angel specific gimmick.

roland going from getting his leg crushed during the fall of sanctuary to climbing up control core angel with his bare fucking hands will always be crazy to me. dude. we have buzzards.

and what if. baron led the group of bandits that atlas hired to clean out old haven. rolling out the welcome mat, just so thankful to them for opening the prisons and giving him his army. of course he’ll help them clear the town. find the key. open the vault. it’ll be his pleasure.

and then steele butchers them all regardless. establishing the new hierarchy on pandora.

whatever power baron got from being warden or being a flynt becomes null the second atlas moves in. him being the “leader of pandora” is only allowed because it placates the masses and does not outwardly intervene with their plans for the vault.

and that is why steele makes him a figurehead, parodying the role he originally played for dahl, only this time he doesnt benefit from the power he got from subjugating his own people. its karma in the vilest sense, and it is still not him suffering the most from it, but the rest of pandora’s citizens.

looks around. is it safe for me to admit that i actually do think jacks idea of naming lynchwood “new new haven” was actually funny as fuck. like yeah nisha vetoed it but you KNOW hes still calling it that in his head.

this wips gonna kill me.

might scrap this and start over, but yall can still have it.

doing this bullshit again.

empyreansentinel:

doing this bullshit again.

still such a killer intro. buddy can you back up a little though.

cubezart:

ship dynamic i really like

far cry 5 is a fashion show first and a fps second.

rakkaholics-anonymous:

steele as an attempt by dahl to force an artificial siren which is why she has the markings but is never seen using powers–she was a failure, and she didn’t have any. btw.

cosmiccacaphony:

empyreansentinel:

siren “telepathy” will always be so stupid to me. it should’ve stayed as an angel specific gimmick.

lowkey you’re right, however if Tannis does the gimmick in bl3 I get it bc she did specifically inherit Angel’s powers, at least that’s the assumption I’ve been under since she didn’t have those powers until after Angel’s death, and her wings on the Carnivora are like, almost exactly the same as Angel’s. So to me it makes sense that Tannis specifically could do the same telepathy gimmick, but yeah Lilith’s powers are focused on phasewalk and the wings and teleportation I think they shoulda just kept her using the echo

oh yeah, its confirmed that angel chose tannis to inherit her powers when she died, so itd make sense for her to be able to use it. they just didnt display her telepathy as something special she got when she inherited the phaseshift which is suuuch a wasted opportunity imo.

every time i remember sasha and fiona were just kids when atlas took over pandora i want to explode. especially when taking into account where exactly they lived when all of it was happening.

hollow point is located in a cave under rust commons east, which borders both old haven and the salt flats as well. it means they grew up under threat of dahl. baron flynt. the kobb twins. vallory. AND atlas. quite literally the most politically strained territory on the entire planet.

ouppy,,,,,

empyreansentinel:

ouppy,,,,,

stop trauma dumping bro idgaf

and what if i made an angel askblog. what then.

leolaroot:

“dont smoke around your pets” okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

CHAT we might be getting quails soon. fingers crossed.

thinking about. domesticity on pandora. lying in bed with the doors and windows open during hot summer days. teaching friends and kids how to drive runners. gun swapping and collecting. houses built out of old mining ships and shipping containers, new rooms being added once babies are born.

just,,,all of the love and life that gets drowned out with the VHs being so focused on fighting.

spookyerkatt08:

empyreansentinel:

and what if i made an angel askblog. what then.

Would she or would she not enjoy mowing the grass, either on a ride along or with a push mower, if she had the strength and freedom to do so?

i think shed like it.

everyone say hi to flood she’s gods least favorite princess and pandora’s only communist.

its-arson-time:

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

what team angel would have as a pokemon trainer <3 -

magnuficentwo:

empyreansentinel:

thinking about. domesticity on pandora. lying in bed with the doors and windows open during hot summer days. teaching friends and kids how to drive runners. gun swapping and collecting. houses built out of old mining ships and shipping containers, new rooms being added once babies are born.

just,,,all of the love and life that gets drowned out with the VHs being so focused on fighting.

This kind of thing is just sooo fun to think abt and I think it really helps to humanize the bandits… Here’s some of my own contributions !

- Taking turns going to sleep while watching over your buddies to make sure nothing bad happens during their time of rest, and having the same be done for you when you need it. Knowing you fan trust these people enough to be at your most vulnerable around them, and letting yourself relax knowing that they’ll keep you safe

- Communal !!! Eating !!!! Everyone eats !!! Sitting around the fire with a big pot of stew or a big roast of skag, getting to talk to everyone about how their days went and even getting to hear about how the food was made, getting to share after a supposedly long day at the Death and Murder planet without worry. At least for now.

- Helping fix each other’s armour or weapons. I imagine that this is something that needs to be upkept pretty often, given the amount of times you’re out fighting and stuff. Shields don’t do jack about Dirt !!!! You have to keep your things clean enough so they don’t jam on you while you’re in a particularly tough situation !

- Housing being built in old warehouses, abandoned mineshafts and other such operations, even in the wall of a mountain if you get enough people to help you carve it out— you can get a house set up anywhere with the right amount of dedication and slight bit of desperation, but it takes your group to make it a real home. I always find it so cute to see how bandits decorate their houses with their respective clan symbols and stuff, makes me think that making art for your new settlement is an important step in all this

- Collecting random pieces of scrap materials for reutilizing and putting together new things !! Armour, gun modifications, housing material, defensive protections, you name it, you can probably bend it into the right shape. I think bandit groups would have assigned people to handle this sort of thing so that materials never run too low, especially in the case of an emergency or something….

- Training together to make sure you always keep your skills sharp. In Pandora you’re either paying attention or you’re dead, so it’s important to make sure you never let that guard down… But you also have space between all that to train some new skills, keep yourself busy throughout the 96 hours it takes for the planet to finish rotating, learn some new things from your strange village elder, just don’t get bored

Hashtag. These are just regular guys

phantomrose96:

I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride

blinks. i cannot believe im just now realizing this. athena is literally pandoran.

atlas taking young girls from pandora to turn them into child soldiers. the surviving omega squad members being hunted down by jack. hyperion spies killing bandit women to dress them up as sirens. brother sophis. the hodunks. the treatment of sirens in general….literally when does it end. im gonna explode.

empyreansentinel:

blinks. i cannot believe im just now realizing this. athena is literally pandoran.

atlas has been on pandora for TWENTY TWO YEARS before BL1?! am i just stupid?

“dislikes: her father” is a little funny. 2 me.

magnuficentwo:

magnuficentwo:

Surveyors from Borderlands 2 are so cute to me for no reason…..pain in the ass to kill sometimes but so so cutes

they just look like this for no reason…. I need to pet that thing. terribly. but I never will because its so so fast……..sad

one down, three to go!

@percocobo here he is!! the guy of all time.

magnuficentwo:

On break rn. Thinking about Borderlands as usual. Hey here’s a random poll that surely could mean nothing

Do we think Wainwright could unionize Jakobs

Yes he could (Class traitor ftw)

Yes, but with consequences (In Jakobs and outside in the corporate world)

No he couldn’t (Board would interfere / Someone would try to kill him )

No, but someone else could (who)

I don’t know / I’m against unions / die / show results

See Results

comma-tose:

New and returning characters huh??? 👀


GIVE THEM BACK

this is how angel feels the first time shes in a runner. btw.

magnuficent76:

Horrible man alert. Here’s my design for Katagawa Senior. He is so sucks

the older sibling-isms of jacob and mickey…im unwell.

Beau you and your blog themes are always so SICK!! HOUGHHHH HADESTOWN....... INSANE FOREVER truly the best to ever do it. How long is a Sofia and Juno song

HEEHEE hadestown 2010 is forever repeating in my head im obsessed. ALSO JUNO AND SOFIA HOW LONG,,,,hang on i am going to be so normally abt this. <- will not be. already planning a drawing.

the game making john and rook mirror each other has always been a bit on the nose but i still like it a lot.