on the road to hell, on the railroad line!

29/04/2025 16:16:24 ¶ ●

blinks. i cannot believe im just now realizing this. athena is literally pandoran.

#borderlands #athena the gladiator #the timeline is weird though. #borderlands wiki (a miserable source of info with just bullshit on it sometimes.) says that the assassin program was a PR stunt because of #their FIVE yr old ceo saying girls are stupid. but athena is Grown. if she was taken into atlas as a child it would have been 10+ years ago #long before he was even born. theres no way shes like. in her late teens in in BL1. all of omega would be teenagers. IF that. #how long has atlas even been ON pandora. i always assumed it was maybe 5 or so years before BL1 but...idkidk. maybe it was closer to 10 #but theres no WAY that it took that long to find the key fragments. the bandits are literally just sitting on them. it took the BL1 VHs a #month MAX to get all of them and get to the vault. #i need to actually write out My Canon for all of this. because the atlas company frames it as a hashtag feminism moment that they have #female soilders. which is like real thats just something that Does Happen. but im assuming some BL1 lore book butchered the #timeline for all of this. — 19 notes