








wip graveyard bc i am physically incapable of finishing anything i start









wip graveyard bc i am physically incapable of finishing anything i start

never understood why jack had a portrait of moxxi up in his casino. the place went under after BL2, and at that point they hadnt been together for years. and its not like what they had together was particularly happy or long lasting, either. they were together for maybe a month before breaking up pre-TPS, and thats not even mentioning what happens between them during the game itself, so…
maybe its a trophy? it doesnt feel like one when theres also one of angel. but its all i really got because presumably hes been in a much happier relationship with nisha for years, even though the portrait does feel too sentimental for a woman hes hated for the past Forever.
speaking of nisha, there’s no portrait of her or his wives. which is doubly weird because surely theyd be here too if moxxi is. idk, moxxi and angel are just a strange pair to have it just be them. by themselves is fine, moxxi alone is easily a trophy. and imo its just weird for a portrait of angel to be in the casino in the first place. some secret siren, huh?
but together? idk. it gives mixed messages.
if angel was raised on pandora it means that she and jack lived as residential settlers during dahls occupation. grogmouth likely worked for the flynts who, being a high status family at the time, in turn worked for dahl.
baron flynt was the warden of thor, a dahl mining rig that doubled as a prison. the companys sole interest in pandora to begin with was to extract eridium and find alien relics, so a siren would be a priceless bargaining chip for their efforts.
all of this to say its very possible that the flynts were the ones who sent out the order for angel to be kidnapped.

his head is so big. like if a horse was a man.





i guess i do these now





more blands textposts. the tales crew this time!



hey can we talk about how after angel accidentally kills her mother with a turret jack. continues to make her kill things. because. uhm.





borderlands textposts part three!
first fic im working on for my borderlands rewrite and its jack/nisha.
