2015-06-06 9:12:16 ¶ ● ⬈

ofinsanidad:

> hypelios replied to your post:the worst part about living on an island is you…

> > seriously though i’ve been living off them for like the past week

> nooooo thats not healthy at fucking all!!! youre going to get all skinny and weak!!!
> how are you going to become king of everything and kill all the bitches who get in your way if youre skinny and weak??? :(
> im going to make you something really yummy and protein filled ok???

paperwork is killing me also you are making it way to easy on the innuendo front– i mean really, kiddo, but just for posterity’s sake (ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴜᴍ ʀᴏʟʟ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ); fill me with your protein, baby

also i feel like at this rate i should be hiring you as a friggin’ cook or something– and i know how you feel about long pig