2015-07-01 7:58:33 ¶ ●

d’you ever have one of those days where just, everything pisses you off, and you don’t even know why and then you get angry that you’re so pissed off? yeah, that was my day.

so i made french toast. like– a shit ton of french toast. i’m not even kidding, there is not a clear space in my kitchen it’s just lined with frickin’ french toast. someone come help me eat if before i blast the entire load out of an airlock.

2015-07-02 9:01:43 ¶ ●

i’ve upgraded to– wait for it– grilled cheese.

2015-07-16 23:59:28 ¶ ●

yes hello i am slightly drunk

2015-07-17 15:37:08 ¶ ●

i’ve never needed a cigarette so badly in my entire life

2015-07-25 2:33:07 ¶ ●

y’know those slow-ass work days where you just watch cat videos on the echonet and eat potato chips and pretend you’re actually working when your frikkin’ vp pokes his head in gives you more work that you’re so totally going to ignore and or pass off to secretary number one hundred and three?

oooof course you don’t. you’re not the president of a multi-billion dollar company, like me. :)