2015-07-25 2:33:07 ¶ ●

y’know those slow-ass work days where you just watch cat videos on the echonet and eat potato chips and pretend you’re actually working when your frikkin’ vp pokes his head in gives you more work that you’re so totally going to ignore and or pass off to secretary number one hundred and three?

oooof course you don’t. you’re not the president of a multi-billion dollar company, like me. :)