2015-07-16 8:21:06 ¶ ● ⬈

balancingpcint-archive:

> There’s nothing on netflix. asthehero, hypelios fix this you useless assholes.

Ughh, it’s like four am, why are you calling meee—–

Wait– aren’t you like, a pirate ? Why the hell are you watching netflix, go pirate something decent you poor excuse for a bandit. I mean, everybody else friggin’ does it. Maybe actual pirates don’t and it’s some sort of sweet irony. Huh.