2015-06-22 4:53:42 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

i-say-mechro:

> “Guns usually work.”

ohhh i’m not that easy, cupcake. first you gotta’ tell me just what makes you good company. then maybe– just maybe– i’ll consider a discount.

2015-06-22 5:05:46 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

i-say-mechro:

> “Oooh I’m sorry. Let me just get out my social resume. I dunno dude. I’m pretty funny sometimes. I can beatbox.. Kind of. I’ve never had any complaints.”

you sound like a real champ, kiddo. give us a sample, i friggin’ hate false advertising. what else can you do? don’t tell me you’re a one trick pony, i’ll be sooo disappointed.