2015-09-07 11:15:52 ¶ ●

Have you ever eaten something that has the same color and consistency of cum? Cause that’s what I’ve got in store for me tonight. So yeaaah, don’t recommend over-microwaving icing, kiddies. Seriously– unless you’re trying to pull some sort of elaborate prank, or you’re planning on throwing at someone and giving them third-degree burns. Or, yknow, both. Then, you have my highest recommendations.