2015-09-03 11:00:44 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

balancingpcint:

> Ehhh, you’re somewhere around the top, but not exactly. You are being a little bitch right now, sooo.

> By the way, I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. I wear boots all day and I walk all over my fucking island and all over fucking Pandora with these on. You just have delicate feet, apparently. Because, you know, you’re such a fucking princess.

> Oh my god, stop freaking out. I’m not going to shave off your hair. It’s too much fucking fun to pull when I have you on your knees.

Hey– you started it.

Yeah, but are you walking the length of Pandora back and forth like a million times a day because your shithead employees can’t ever do their friggin’ jobs properly? Actually, now that I think about it, you probably do. Freakin’ bandits, amiright?

But speaking of shithead employees!! You’re a real peach, way to turn that one around on me, I am honestly impressed.