2015-06-07 8:06:50 ¶ ●

tonight i am root beer flavored who wants to make out

2015-06-09 21:24:15 ¶ ●

sweet fucking god just cover me in sushi and soy sauce wait that’s a kinky thing right i’m pretty sure that’s a kinky thing i don’t care fucking feed it to me

2015-06-11 21:02:50 ¶ ●

blasts kanye and hits the fucking gym

2015-06-22 4:45:46 ¶ ●

who’s a guy gotta bribe to get some good company around here

2015-06-22 5:17:40 ¶ ●

raise your hand if you’ve actually made out with yourself. heh– god, i’m such a fucking rock star.

2015-06-24 4:32:13 ¶ ●

i like hats

2015-06-24 23:53:33 ¶ ●

“If there’s anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot right now.”

2015-06-29 5:02:31 ¶ ●

helios’ hydroponics division is doing reeeally well lately, i stole like, an entire box full of cherries while the scientists weren’t looking. they’re kinda weird though. maaaybe i was actually in the genetic splicing lab instead of hydroponics ?? oh well who cares, they are mine now and they are friggin’ delicious

2015-06-29 5:08:20 ¶ ●

i’m pretty sure im trippin’ out on these but more importantly who wants to have a seed spitting contest

2015-06-29 5:13:21 ¶ ●

or, better yet: a contest to see who can do that cherry stem thingy with their tongue the fastest

2015-06-30 5:55:21 ¶ ●

is it hot in here or is it just me, oooHHHH