2015-05-08 12:38:33 ¶ ●

> what is with everyone’s giant hard-on for ‘male sirens’??
> it’s almost as ridiculous as the pandoracorn petting zoo they opened
> at least that’s funny to watch
> it’s really amazing just how much damage those two little horns can do

2015-05-20 8:46:27 ¶ ●

Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a language?? Even just an accent !! God, I am in deep.

2015-05-20 8:50:09 ¶ ●

asthehero replied to your post:Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a…

> [ double pistols. wink. eyyy. ]

no get ou t

2015-05-20 8:55:16 ¶ ●

ofinsanidad replied to your post:Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a…

> HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

SWEATS

2015-05-26 8:28:33 ¶ ●

I just had a salad and what the fuck??? I almost forgot what real food was like.

2015-05-26 8:38:41 ¶ ●

ofinsanidad replied to your post:I just had a salad and what the fuck??? I almost…

> salad isnt real food what the actual fuck is wrong with you

you obviously haven’t had one of my salads
what the fuck do they even eat down there in bandit-ville, anyway??
i mean besides infants

2015-05-26 8:59:52 ¶ ●

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:I just had a…

> i was going to offer to cook something for you because my cooking is the best in the fucking galaxy but keep eating your fucking salads instead i hope you die in salad hell

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:I just had a…

> OH AND DICKS CANT FORGET ABOUT THE DICKS

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:I just had a…

> ass and pussy, obviously

now that doesn’t sound very nutritional. what about your vitamins? it’s no wonder you look like shit all the time !!

also, wow rude, and here I was about to send you something nice, like the wonderful, charming, handsome motherfucker I am. I hope you like moonshot barrages instead

2015-05-26 9:14:15 ¶ ●

ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad…

> also i dont think you have the capability to send anything “nice”, it would probably just be a sock you stole from someone you killed who just happens to have the same foot size as me and you know what??? i have enough socks so fuck you

ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad…

> i dont look like shit all the time i only look like shit 95% of the time but excuse me I TAKE EVERY SINGLE VITAMIN INCLUDING VITAMIN W

well i have yet to see the other 5% so

also how dare you I’d send both socks and I’d even have them washed first !! that’s more than my grandma sends me for Mercenary Day so suck it up, it could be worse !! I could be sending you– i dunno, uh, lets say a clap-trap for instance. Don’t make me get creative, cupcake.

2015-05-26 9:33:23 ¶ ●

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad…

> give me the nice thing you were gonna give me you prick im curious now!!!

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad…

> dont take after your grandma, break the cycle motherfucker. just because my mom was into incest doesnt mean im into it too now does it?? i broke the fucking cycle. fight her to the death

oh don’t worry, that old crone is well on her way out already. speaking of, i might have a job for you later—- also how should i know what kinda freaky shit you’re into ??

uh-uuuuuuh, you lost your chance for free nice things, now you’ve gotta earn it, like a good boy.

2015-05-26 10:07:37 ¶ ●

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad…

> you know what creepy shit im into and you know i want you to give me what you were going to give me!!! im not going to get on my knees and beg fuck you just give me the thinggggggg ill cook for you

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad…

> might??? dont cocktease me like that, give me something to do you cocksucker

well i mean looking at you now, i can hazard a few guesses

and i dunno kiddo, you’ve already gone and put the idea in my head, i mean– i might just like you better on your knees. besides i already ate, and needy is such a good look on you. tell me how baaaad you want it. and maaaaybe, just maybe, i’ll send it to you. and i promise you it wont be just a pair of socks.

2015-05-26 10:40:19 ¶ ●

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad…

> i want it really, really bad. super bad. i want it more than i want to fuck the shit out of you. pleaseeeeeeee??? ill be a “good boy” even though i already am I MEAN I DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO ANYWAY

- ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad replied to your post:ofinsanidad…

> dont call me kiddo you piece of shit what the fuck

haha omg fuck i got a good laugh out of that one

how ‘bout fire cracker, then? i mean– you’ve got quite the freakin’ attitude, so. or maybe papi, that sounds like something you’d be into. tarzan???

alright, alright already– how does some nice shiny Hyperion weaponry sound? it’s technically still ‘’’’experimental’’’’ but if you idiots do manage to blow yourselves up with them, it’ll be like killing two bandits with one box of highly volatile chemicals !! and also hilarious

alsoooo, i have a bottle of rum with your name on it so come see me maybe, jerkass

2015-05-27 5:16:38 ¶ ●

hyperionvp started following you

hey

hey blake

get me snacks im hungry

2015-05-27 7:07:12 ¶ ●

stares at myself in the mirror for a while

goddamn

2015-05-29 5:13:20 ¶ ●

ive spent all day being a sick mess and binge watching cop shows wtf

2015-05-30 7:37:51 ¶ ● ⬈

asthehero:

> hypelios replied to your post:

> > woops. did you get the new ones?? i was aiming for /at least/ a million and a half

> “I didn’t count the half a mil because you seemed to be running outta’ steam by then.”

“I was runnin’ out of ideas. But hey! Now that you’re answering, you can help me come up with some fresh ones.“

2015-05-30 8:32:24 ¶ ●

> spends several hours wrapped up in his chair watching funny cat videos and eating cheetos instead of doing anything he’s actually supposed to be doing