asthehero:

[ you’re so PRECIOUS when you’re whining, bruh ]

D’awww, does someone need a break? Is that it? 
You sound soooooooo, freakin’ stressed. Which reminds me, oh yeah.

I– I can’t even begin to imagine what that reminds you of. I don’t think I even want to know.
But yeah, you’re damn right– sign me up for a frickin’ vacation, like ASAP. Somewhere nice and sunny, by the water. Also— shutthehellup.

( also also fucking fight me oh my god )