i want it really, really bad. super bad. i want it more than i want to fuck the shit out of you. pleaseeeeeeee??? ill be a “good boy” even though i already am I MEAN I DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO ANYWAY

dont call me kiddo you piece of shit what the fuck

haha omg fuck i got a good laugh out of that one

how ‘bout fire cracker, then? i mean– you’ve got quite the freakin’ attitude, so. or maybe papi, that sounds like something you’d be into. tarzan???

alright, alright already– how does some nice shiny Hyperion weaponry sound? it’s technically still ‘’’’experimental’’’’ but if you idiots do manage to blow yourselves up with them, it’ll be like killing two bandits with one box of highly volatile chemicals !! and also hilarious

alsoooo, i have a bottle of rum with your name on it so come see me maybe, jerkass