Nooooo stop it you perverted old man. You are ruining the fucking moment!!!
Besides, you are on MY lap, so you’d be getting the bone this time, not me.
HA ! it’s cute you think we were having a moment ( he says that, but he was totally diggin’ it, shh )
y’know, you keep saying that, sassafras, but i have yet to see you step up to the plate
( ᴛᴜɢs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɪʀ )