hypelios replied to your post:the worst part about living on an island is you…seriously though i’ve been living off them for like the past weeknooooo thats not healthy at fucking all!!! youre going to get all skinny and weak!!!
how are you going to become king of everything and kill all the bitches who get in your way if youre skinny and weak??? :(
im going to make you something really yummy and protein filled ok???
paperwork is killing me also you are making it way to easy on the innuendo front– i mean really, kiddo, but just for posterity’s sake (ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴜᴍ ʀᴏʟʟ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ); fill me with your protein, baby
also i feel like at this rate i should be hiring you as a friggin’ cook or something– and i know how you feel about long pig