Sounds like a challenge, handsome.
But if we’re pretending, it should be my birthday. You can jump out of a cake all dressed up~ I know how much you like that cowboy getup. Heck I’ll even let you choose the frosting.
hell, it can be everybody’s birthday, babe. so long as there’s me and you and a bottle of something luuudicrously expensive, i don’t really care which one of us jumps out of a cake. i am loving the chaps idea though. aaand now i’m wondering if they have frosting flavored lube. look at what you’ve done !!