ofinsanidad:

Uh, yeah, no. I’ll dress up as a stereotypical, sexy pirate only if you dress up like a sexy bumblebee. 
Honeybear, huh?? So, are you going to suck the honey out of me? Ha. Ha. Ugggh, alright, I’m sorry for calling you this late at night. There’s just no one else to talk to, and you’re fun and I like you and I’m bored.

You say that like I don’t already have several variations of that outfit in the back of my closet. 

Thaaat all depends on how sweet you are, baby. And you’re certainly on the right track. Aww, your little bandit friends not so great conversationalists? Or do you really like me that much. I’m so flattered. 

Tell you what– since I’m already awake, I’ll let you sneaky-sneak up to Helios and come be lazy and watch bad movies with me in bed. And maybe afterwards, we can break out the costumes– whaddya say, tiger.