i was going to offer to cook something for you because my cooking is the best in the fucking galaxy but keep eating your fucking salads instead i hope you die in salad hell
OH AND DICKS CANT FORGET ABOUT THE DICKS
ass and pussy, obviously
now that doesn’t sound very nutritional. what about your vitamins? it’s no wonder you look like shit all the time !!
also, wow rude, and here I was about to send you something nice, like the wonderful, charming, handsome motherfucker I am. I hope you like moonshot barrages instead