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Uhuh– I’m just gonna pretend you said something like ‘oh yes you are so right Jack, and also you are looking fucking sexy today can I please kiss your goddamn boots’– am I gettin’ close here, kiddo???
NO. You do not look sexy. Your facial hair bothers me, and whyyyy the fuuuck is your face SOOO LONG??? I really, really thought people got uglier the older they got, but you are a living, breathing example that it’s not always true! Also, I said I am going to destroy you with my monstrous, colossal, gargantuan sized dick. Good fucking try.
Oh, I get it, this is– this is like that schoolboy pulling on pigtails shtick! Heh– cupcake, if you wanted my attention that badly, all you had to do was ask. ( And grovel on your knees, but we’ll get to that later. )
Well then, at least I have something to look forward to !! Unlike you. How unfortunate that you’ll be this consistently ugly for your entire life !! And hooooo-boy, you’ve really got a mouth on you, dont’cha? Now– are you all bark or is there actually some bite to this puppy? ( In other words, I’d like to see you try, baby. )