I do not think you get it, hermano. You don’t get it at all. See, those little boys pull on the girls’ pigtails because they have a crush on them and have probably jerked their fucking prepubescent penis off to the thought of kissing the girl on the cheek, but I don’t have a crush on you, and if I was to jerk off to you, I would think about smashing your stupid fucking face into the wall over and over and then pissing on your fucked up, bloody and bruised up face! See, now THAT is hot to me.
Amigo, I know I am ugly. It really doesn’t bother me anymore. You want me to bite you?? Then come fucking closer. I will bite you all over. Is that what you want, motherfucker?
( Oh maaan, do you have some issues, buddy. )
That really all you got? Sweetheart, I’ve heard better come from the mouth of a five-year old. Not even like, a bandit five-year old either– just like, a regular one– You– you know what? It doesn’t matter !!
The point I’m tryin’ to make here is, you’re a big baby. ( That, and you’re simply adorable when you’re angry. )