August 2015

ofinsanidad:

It’s a good thing Vaas has already grown used to Jack invading his personal space. It doesn’t bother him anymore, but there was a time where it’d make him really uncomfortable and irritable. It’s just part of Jack’s personality, it looks like. He can’t judge when he tends to be the same around others, but only if he likes them. Otherwise, he tries to stay as far away as fucking possible. By this point, he enjoys having Jack close to him. It’s comforting and familiar and exciting. Those are three of Vaas’ favorite things. Another one of his favorite things? Relaxing with quite possibly his favorite fucking person. There’s a lot of different forms of relaxing, of course, but this one sticks closest to the true definition.

“Do as the Romans do? Yeah, I agree.” He laughs, bringing his thumb up to his mouth to chew on the skin while Jack works the joint. He eyes over the other man with interest peaked high in his eyes, pleased with himself to see Jack’s shoulder drop just a bit from the smoke. He can’t fully relate to Jack’s job, but he can relate to the ambition and stacks and stacks of paperwork. It’s a pain in the ass to deal with, though Vaas enjoys paperwork. It helps keep his mind off of everything and instead focus on his cramping wrist.

  and now, he’s only focusing on Jack’s touch on the back of his neck and the lips on his own. It takes him a bit off guard, sure, but not in a bad way at all. He relaxes into the touch, resting his fingertips against Jack’s shoulder and running them down the side of his arm, all the way to his hip. It’s easy for Vaas to get quickly lost and absorbed in a kiss, so it takes a lot of will-power to pull himself away from those lips. He only pulls away once he’s taken up the smoke between Jack’s lips, a flustered, stupid fucking grin crawling over his lips. It’s pathetic how good something as simple as a kiss can make him feel, but then again, it’s Jack. He tilts his head down to rest a kiss on the sharpness of Jack’s jaw, leaning back only to take another long hit of that joint. It doesn’t have much of an effect on his body anymore, but it still makes his head feel a bit cloudy, which is nice.
“Man, you’re already getting high, aren’t you? That is really fucking cute, Jack. But, good!! I want you to relax.” He really does, since for once, his voice is lower. A not-yelling Vaas is extremely rare. Appreciate it, handsome.

Jack leans his head back, arching his neck to give Vaas more room to work with and he stares up at the dark ceiling fan spinning away above them. He smirks after Vaas, bringing the joint back to his lips after the other man takes a hit. He chuckles around what’s left of it, a soft exhale that’s low and deep in his throat.

     “Hmm– I can relax later. Right nooow,” He scoots in closer, practically in the other’s lap and devouring the pirate with a rake of his eyes, “I’m tryin’ to think of the fastest way to get you out of that shirt.” He drags a hand down the front of said garment, digging his nails in as he goes and curling around the hem of Vaas’ pants when it reaches the bottom.
     “’Cause as much as I love it, I think it’d look even better on the floor.” He mumbles softly around the joint.

The room’s stuffy air gets warmer between them, and the combination makes Jack feel like dozing off, comfortable and warm against Vaas’ tanned skin as he slides in close enough to press against him, resting his arms on broad shoulders and planting another lazy kiss on his mouth. As tired as he is, it doesn’t stop his overactive libido from wanting to be all over this attractive and agreeable man who’s so eager to please him. And boy, does he appreciate it.

quick doodle before i have to go be a responsible adult because im so very thirsty

ofinsanidad replied to your post:tfw none of your girlfriends or boyfriends pay…
SHUT UP I’M REPLYING TO THE THING
YOU LEFT AND NOW IM SPENDING THE NIGHT ALONE
nisha ditched me for fire crotch come fucking make out with me you punk bitch

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are you serious i can just suck your fucking dick stop being ridiculous
Shh, there’s an art to good porn, okay. Buuut, as long as you’re offering–

ofinsanidad:

          Vaas didn’t initially mean to drag things these way, but it’s obvious neither one of them minds. It’s been a while since they’ve doing anything, considering how busy the both of them have been with work. There’s been communication through the echo communicators here and there, but besides that, they haven’t really seen each other until now. Vaas’s lips curl into a smirk, his cold metal fingers finding home on Jack’s hip, digits pressing into the skin underneath his clothing. He’s aggressive when he yanks him closer to him, nimbly unbuttoning the other’s pants and splaying his hand over Jack’s belly, curling his grip around his bare hip. He doesn’t waste time in grabbing Jack’s ass and yanking him straight into his lap, not bothered by the growing heat island. He lives on a fucking island, he’s used to it.
          The bandit takes what’s left of the joint from Jack’s lips, taking one last drag before crushing it in the nearby ashtray. He trails his fingertip over Jack’s lower lip, a low, pleased groan bubbling in his throat once Jack’s mouth is on his again. He returns the kiss with eagerness and hunger, somehow managing to slide off his muscle shirt between all that. His skin is heated and goosebumps crawl onto his arm, but now he works on removing Jack of his stupid fucking clothes, digging his canine into his lip harshly. He rolls his hips up, not bothering to hide his excitement at all. 

Jack flinches when the cold digits meet his overheating skin, and makes a low surprised, but appreciative, noise at the other man’s initiative. He arches his back, pushing his hips forward and thanks whatever alien gods he can think of when he’s finally in Vaas’ lap. The thick air and smoke makes his breathing labored, and his blood is humming from the weed and the pirate’s rough handling.

A few more blurry, heated moments and there are teeth at his lips and he comes back to himself a little. Lost in his mouth and tan, sun-warmed skin that smells like salt and fruit and something dangerous, like gunpowder. There are hands under his clothes and he growls into Vaas’ mouth, reaching up to pull hard at his stupid little mohawk.

He pushes at the other’s chest in an attempt to knock him flat onto the bed and leans in close to sink his teeth into the flesh of his neck, feeling positively animal and grinding his hips down before sliding a hand down the front of the Vaas’ pants. Maybe it’s their constant quarreling– or maybe it’s just his pride getting in the way of letting a bandit so close– but he isn’t about to go down without a fight.

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ofinsanidad replied to your post:i need jack to try and kill rhys so badly

THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE

u know jack’s got an end-game and as soon as he doesn’t need rhys anymore that boy is

goNE

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“nothing” WOW OK I SEE HOW IT IS, JUST IGNORE MY EXISTENCE THERE
i really wanna make a joke about your legs here, but i’m too hungry for actual food so unless you’re going to do something about that mmmmmmm

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i’m actually not sure if that means you want to eat my legs or if you want me to open them but i’m guessing it’s somewhere in between
at this point i’m not even sure myself

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getting sucked off sounds better than having my legs eaten, soooooooooooooooooooooo
i can’t really argue with that. but i already made rice flour pancakes so yeah– missed your chance, tiger. xoxo

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you wiSHHHHH

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god you’re such a fucking brat
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don’t frown, sweetheart. i’ll make you some bangin’ pancakes.

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:-D
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if i get a really cute and slutty outfit, I’ll do whatever the fuck you want.

i honestly didn’t expect you to be this agreeable but i’m kinda into it, sooo

i’ll throw some bows on it– like something straight out of Moxxi’s closet, baby