August 2015

maddmoxxi:

hypelios:

tfw none of your girlfriends or boyfriends pay attention to you

“Try not to pout too much sugar lips, it gives you wrinkles~”

But pouting looks so damn good on me. Also, my face isn’t going to get any wrinkles, babe. But I can tell you what is— wa-poW!!

maddmoxxi:

Can’t wait to see that engorged ego of yours seepin’ out of bullet holes. Like thick syrup- mmm so sweet~ Oh look I’m getting myself all giddy thinking about it!

(Oh my god that was one time--) Jeez, Mox, could you be any more thirsty. Good luck failing to kill me for a second time. Whaddya think, third time’s the charm? Cause baby, I’m only gonna need one.

maddmoxxi:

M e o w! Where was this dare I say- moxie (I do) when I kicked that delicate little heart of yours to the curb~? 

Why don’t you come and get me, handsome?  I can always schedule in digging that grave of yours, right under getting my nails done. Unless you wanna do that for me too?~ Thought you always l o v e d picking out the shade, though I have to admit yellow looks a little garish even on me. 

Dumping me and stabbing me in the back by blowing up my huge ass laser and trying to kill me, are two widely different things. Either way, you are severely missing out, cause I’ve never been better, honey.

Oh– I would, but you see, you ran off with your little coward buddies after they failed to finish the job. And you’re right, yellow is an ugly color on you. You know what would look amazing though? More red.