“Guns usually work.”
ohhh i’m not that easy, cupcake. first you gotta’ tell me just what makes you good company. then maybe– just maybe– i’ll consider a discount.
“Guns usually work.”
ohhh i’m not that easy, cupcake. first you gotta’ tell me just what makes you good company. then maybe– just maybe– i’ll consider a discount.
“Oooh I’m sorry. Let me just get out my social resume. I dunno dude. I’m pretty funny sometimes. I can beatbox.. Kind of. I’ve never had any complaints.”
you sound like a real champ, kiddo. give us a sample, i friggin’ hate false advertising. what else can you do? don’t tell me you’re a one trick pony, i’ll be sooo disappointed.