I have other boyfriends and girlfriends too, you know.
but none of them are meeeeee
You’ve got enough people that you can live without me for one night, I’ll fill you in on all the details later.
But you’re my fave. And unless you’re planning on actually killing her slowly, I don’t really wanna know.
You still gotta send me those pictures. Pretty pleaaaase. Bats eyelashes.
Hey–I never said I’d give you those. I had to /work/ for those. Why do you want pictures of Vaas sucking Mordecai’s dick anyway?
Blackmail material, obviously. Trust me, bird man’s not exactly my type. And Vaas is well… let’s just say some cropped versions might find their way onto my hard-drive.