August 2015

fill out with muse info.

name: Handsome Jack (yes, he did change it to that)
alias ( nicknames + titles ): Mr. Jack, Jackie, Peaches, Babe, Brat, Boss, Sir, Handsome, Hero, John
gender: male
age: 37
date of birth: june 12
spoken languages: Universal Common (English), bits of French and Spanish
romantic preference: wavy eeeh hands
sexual preference: dark, violent and dominant; hats, himself, jack likes a challenge
occupation: Hyperion CEO, Lead Engineer and Programmer
criminal record: not that you’d ever find
disorders: narcissistic personality disorder, hero complex, possibly bipolar, paranoia
eye color: blue and green, heterochromia
hair color: brown
height: 5′7
scars: chart
burns: couple cigarette burns from falling asleep with one between his fingers, laser burns from Lost Legion soldiers
overweight: nah
underweight: nahh, jack goes from being vaguely chiseled to dad-bod over the years
color: hyperion yellow
song: my current playlist
food: loooves food, especially comfort food, but usually ends up eating whatever snack food he can fish from the vending machines
drink: coffee (lots of milk and sugar)
candy: all the candy, huuuge sweet tooth
had sex: so much its like half his personality
had sex in public: shhhhhhhh (don’t ask moxxi and nisha whatever you do)
gotten pregnant: nope
kissed a boy: more like biting
kissed a girl: as many as possible
gotten tattoos: wrist tattoo, secret matching geometric tat w/ the jackwife
gotten piercings: ears, and one down south
smoked / drank / done drugs: so many, most of which are dumb ideas that result in things like nasal frostbite
had a broken heart: eeeh
been in love: eeeeeeeeeh
needed surgery: for his face (he tried really hard to fix it but it’s no normal burn), various stich jobs
stayed up for more than 24 hours: many nights straight in front of a computer and doing paperwork
a virgin: laugHS
a cuddler: sooo physically affectionate (to make up for his lack of actual feelings)
a kisser: smooches everybody he deems worthy
scared easily: its more of a constant paranoia
jealous easily: yesssss
single: not if he can help it
in a relationship: jack is usually poly, but he does play favorites
considered mean: have you met jack
harmed themselves: maybe
thought of suicide: nah
attempted suicide: he’s more the ‘take my frustrations out on other people’ kinda guy
wanted to kill someone: on an hourly basis

wears shoes with tall heels until I don’t have to be seen in person unless I allow it

bold which habits your muse has

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | under-sleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders | downplaying situations | worrying more about others