September 2015

raises hand to be judge for the lap dance contest

Have you ever eaten something that has the same color and consistency of cum? Cause that’s what I’ve got in store for me tonight. So yeaaah, don’t recommend over-microwaving icing, kiddies. Seriously– unless you’re trying to pull some sort of elaborate prank, or you’re planning on throwing at someone and giving them third-degree burns. Or, yknow, both. Then, you have my highest recommendations.