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Call me Jack.
> warm the stove and the lube
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'facilitating'
( RASPBERRIES AT )
(( baby fights))
(( he doesnt actually care he's just BRAGGING
(( i could not fuckin resist lmfAO
(( my fucking beautiful trash child
(( vaas gagged him SMART BOY ))
(( vaas shut u p ur so fucking hot it slays me
(( whispers how do i porn ))
(( whispers roll for initiative ))
((FUC K
((GO BIG OR GO HOME
((HELLO
((JACK FEELS U VAAS
((LMFAO GOES TO CORNER. ..
((SASS
((assuming they're communicating by echo video lmAO
((dont make me DRAW THIS YELLS
((he's trYING
((i hope this is okay !! my first starter r u proud of me mom
((i will let you handle the business stuff i have no idea how this works lmfAO
((im cry ing lmfaO
((im cry n g
((im laughing so hard i love these stupid children
((im laughing so hard vaas is like 27 right jack's not that far off lauGHS
((im so sorry lmfAO
((im still sick shhh ive been doing nothing but playing video games for like 4 days bury me
((its okay lbh they are both children lmaO
((jack doesnt know how to deal with gasps AFFECTION
((jacks gonna slam dunk this nerd into a locker
((just fuckin slay me basically
((just push this nerd over plS LMAO
((my rum is so very strong
((nobody makes jack outright curse like vaas does
((on lunch breaK))
((this got LONG IM SORRY
((tries to write in past tense
((we gonna have a GOOD TIME
(im gonna bang him im gonna do it)
(swats at you)
))
/ricky voice honey i'm homeeee!
10 points if you can guess which one it is
1000000000%
4 hours making
8=========D
; angel
; dimension au
; echos
; giddy-up girl
; h.canons
; handsome jack
; helios radio
; jack
; jackjack
; jackmoxxi
; jacknisha
; media
; nisha
; nishajack
; nsfw
; oc
; ooc
; rp memes
; shenanigans
; shut up jack
; v. post-tps!
; vaas
; verse: dimension au
AGGRESSIVE MAKEOUTS
ALL I WANTED WAS A LAPDANCE
BATS EYELASHES AT
DID BOSS JACK SAY SOMETHING TO YOU
ENJOY PLAYING!!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT ME
FLEES
I DESERVE A TREAT
IM GOING TO KICK HIM IN THE TEETH
IM NEVER READY
IM SOS ORRY LMAO))
ISLAND VAULT
IVE HAD A LOT OF COKE
If you know what I mean.
I’ve got one or two that might get your engines going.
JUST In cASE
MAKEOUTS
NO I HATE CLAPTRAP WHINES
OH also i need to do the dimension thing also for/with jack wifey
POUTS
POUTS AGGRESSIVELY
POUTS AT
RIP JACK
SO RUDE
SO THIRSTY
THATS MY BOY
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND Im yELLING
TOUCHE
W I N K S
WE BECOME KINGS
WHINES AT
WRAPS AROUND YOU LIKE A SNEK
XOXO
a shiny new headcanon while i edit the older ones i have and play some TPS
add drugs/drinking and maybe burning things and he's set
aka fleet plays games and badly hides how unproductive he's been
aka i want you naked and in my bathroom within the next five minutes
all i want to do is reply to thread tumblr why must you make this so difficult for me
all the layers
all while beating him up and if he's lucky jack lets him bang em
also also offers u some vitamin d... . ..
also cuddles afterwards
also fuck you im an excellent cook i just hate doing it
also i just realized how many rhys' are following me jeesuuus
also i said cook not corporate espionage calm down there rambo
also i took that part off his about page so here it is where it belongs!!
also im all for tips so if you're feeling generous be my guest baby
also im kidding about the cook thing im not gonna pay you but feed me anyway i deserve it
also ive cut my tongue on these damn candy sticks so bonus i guess
also life on heLIOS
also now i want to rewatch firefly
also shutup i'll echo you about jobs later
also sorry for the hiatUS ive been taking a break
also the not being able to change things is going to ruin some rpers text effects so rip
also the socks have little cartoony monkey faces on them
also this is all technically top secret information but like who are u gonna tell
always
among other things
among other things but still
and its always for himself
and its not so much hate i keep seeing as much as constant abuse like even i need a break on occasion fuckin hell
and so much free time its ridiculous
another headcanon before i sleep to my death
asthehero
at least i think these are monkeys ive never actually seen one
athena pls
aww vaas it's so cute that you care
axtonthecommander
balancingpcint
basically there are a lot of yellows but these are the ones i notice most
bats eyelashes
bats eyelashes at
be gentle with me pl s
beats u up gently except not
becomes a merman because i am in the fucking ocean
blame nisha!!
blood tw
blows kiss
blows kisses at
borderlands rp
boss jack is gonna have to drag both our asses to the infirmary
brb gonna sell my soUL
breaks your face so that i can kiss it better
bring back the hot stuff i dont wanna be in a bad mood tonight im saving that for tomorrow
brings a camera to lynchwood
brings him all the fruit
bully him hard))
bury me ALIVE
but also just jack
but also;
but anyway
but i cant wait to throw my clone jack in there eeeeyey
but really jack/everyone
but seriously dont touch my hair
but seriously i want dirt on bird man gimme
but soon i'm gonna be remaking an will be back better than ever
but the want is THERE
but yea!!
but yeah super simple stuff
but you better make sure i can’t walk for at least a week there are a couple meeting i’m looking to skip out on
cacKLES
caffeine and sushi?? im being fucking spoiled today holy shit
can u guess which ship of course you can
casually gives u the opportunity to punish me for being cheeky last night lmFAO
cause i got a couple you feel me
clone jack is basically my horrorlands verse rn
come cook for me vaas ill pay u
come watch movies with jack he loves movies
complete with actual tears and nosebleeds
crawls on top of all of you
crawls onto boss jack's lap and stays there
cyberarms
dave gahan's deeper and deeper playing in the background
delete later im just so happy ive been trying to do that for montHS
distract him boss jack
don'cha just love breaking the rules
don't disappoint me tales
dont click this i s2g u will regret it lma o
dont wanna give you any more IDEAS
dont worry vaas he'll make it up to you
doooont judge me
drags pax with me
drags self down into rhysjac hell
draws it... .
drugs dont count as vitamins babe
drunk jack
eats cinnasticks even though they will actually be the death of me
echonet baby
either one sounds like one hell of a party
everytime i try to keep a reply short it backfires whineees
exactly thi s
except for nisha because she's the same way
except instead of cleaning pools i just wanna watch you beat the shit out of people basically
exception of mafia jack twinsies w pax hellll yeeeah
feelin FEISTY today
fight me vaas
fights everybody
fights the entire world.. .
fights u with my fucking fists
fights you affectionately
follow up to last post
for that 20's mafia verse i dont have yet but am aggressively doodling things for anyway
for that dimension au i should be writing
fresh clean blogs are good for my psyche
gaige why do you want to hang out with this man he's such an ass lmao
gentle teasing
gently body slams you with my LOVE
gently keeps this big puppy forever
gently kicks ur ass
gently presents jack like a dinner plaTTER
gently smacks you in the face with one
gently tags
get em haaaaaaaard
get em rhys
gladictor
glares daggers
glasses and a cigarette how can u resist
goes back to SLEEP
goes to rp on secret blog for a while
going to bed late isnt doing me any favors i guess
have fun with that bossjack lauGHS
he wears it under the yellow one
he's just mad she doesnt go to his parties
he's never going to sleep you cant stOP HIM
he's too CUTE i cant take it omg
here i come i am cinnamoon
hides on here until then
honey i'm hooooooome
honey pl s
hope you like mindless gore
how can i resist when u beg so nicely
how dare
how dare you i love that shirt
how dare you mess up my hair omg
how do i do it???
how do i past tense
how old is this fan base jesus christ
hyperionvp
i also may have burned my fingers someone come kiss them better
i am an amazing cook dont u dare tell me otherwise
i am an expert cocktease dont test me son
i am awake and sober and i missed everythin g
i am mad that im so attracted to you wtf
i am riding this post ep 3 high baby
i am so full of salt and hatred how do i even exist its a goddamn mystery
i am so nauseous now i hate everything i want to hire people to take care of these fucks for me
i am so strongly fucking torn on this issue
i am still bad at this kinda stuff but practice makes perfect eeey
i cant register words tonight omg
i cant remember if he still had his shoes on but shh
i couldnt find any good memes so ill just post my own lmfao
i dont need a babysitter to hold my hand
i feel like i can play him better now im so happy
i feel weird posting art right now so shhh keep it secret keep it safe
i forgot what my nsfw tag was
i fuckin love food
i got distracted thinking about you and uh
i had one bite and im already fuckin sick of french toast
i have no idea how vaas' men would feel about jack just fucking strolling into camp but here he comes anyway
i have no idea where i was going with this other than blood dancing and cigarettes
i have so many models
i hope im not driving this too much if i am let me know!!
i hope it helps you guys as much as it helps me
i hope this isnt awful lmAO
i just love him so much help
i just really love character interactions... .
i just rewatched how to be a serial killer and let me tELL YOU
i just... need to.. .
i like making them big so sue me
i live for this pet name battle
i m
i might just remake this blog idk
i might stream tonight as well
i miss you guys being an adult sucks assss
i need ep 4 immediately so I can write this thing OFFICIALLY
i need more practice writing porn weeps forever
i need to hire a cook that can make something other than friggin skag burgers
i nervous and excited but mostly nervous
i really hate labels tbh but he's sorta wavy hand aromantic
i really love aus what can i say
i s2g im gonna make my own club just for ic jackrhys shit
i said but a lot
i say that will all the love in my heart
i should be back to writing replies as soon as i pull my emotional state from the gutter
i should probably post these somewhere else but look how amazing these are omg
i shouldnt draw after an all nighter
i think they're extinct
i thought that was common knowledge also get o u t
i tried to record it but my computer is a butt
i used a random first line generator for this and just rolled with it lmao
i will be young and beautiful forever
i wish tumblr had an addon that would let you block people based on a key phrase
i would know i've been in there more times than i'm willing to admit
i wouldnt complain but it's just so fucking popular
i wrote this at 6 am i hope u all like my bullshit lmAO
i'll be able to ink so nicelY
i'll be back to being social and fun soon i promise
i'll probably stick to fics mostly
i'll see how much i can get done tonight!
i'm gonna hire ramsay
i'm gonna hop on tps for a bit and see if i cant get my rping mood back eeey
i'm in a terrible mood ignore me
i'm so sorry HAHA
i'm tryn to be more social and whatnot
i've got hundreds of these
i've got one hell of a dvd collection
i've got some good ideas though
i've noticed jack wears a more orangey yellow and angel and vaughn have more greeny yellow accents
ic? but mostly ooc
id be an awesome galactic president
idk feed me soup pls im dyin
idk my definition of love is very different
idk why im so tired i sleep so long
if any of you didnt trust me i'll be very disappointed and have your entire family killed xoxo
if there are any bullets in my food im going to put them back in you
if they don’t im going to do it mYSELF YELLS
if you wanna reblog this echos are specifically borderlands thing so
ill even give you some skimpy gold boyshorts
ill get there eventually
ill make a 'sexy pirate' of you yet
im 100% about this
im DYING here
im am going to find the worlds worst pet names and use every single one on nisha
im angry and i wanna throw up
im blaming pax for this one
im blaming you this is all ur fault
im delirious and wanted to draw vaas idk
im feeLing IT
im feelin it so hard
im feelin this band so hard right now
im feeling a little better today
im feeling affectionate come cuddle me
im feeling more dialog banter as opposed to threads i hope thats okay
im going to be crying for the next 800 years
im going to make a draven bl verse just you wait
im going to make an entire playlist for jack(jack)vaas island party shenanigans is2g
im gonna be cheeky today
im gonna destroy you
im gonna get a shirt that says 'TRUST JACK' on it it's gonna be beautiful
im gonna punch u in the mouth
im having an angry day
im having on off day have some more tunes
im in denial dont touch m e
im just so tired.. .
im laughing so hard SASS BATTLE ME
im lauhging)
im laying on desk crying why do i awlays think of the worst comebacks
im making ref pages all night so no time to write threads or come up with anything better than this tbh laughS
im mostly going to be on clone jack though now that i can finally write him!!!
im not even using nisha or draven yet but i have PLANS
im so doki for vaas dont look at me
im so excited to work on this holy shit
im so fucking fired for jacknisha right now
im so goddamned inspired
im so ready for halloween
im sorry if i fucked up anything i just have the mighty need to hit thAT))
im still really apprehensive about posting stuff but ehhhhh
im tempted to make even more save me from rp hell
im writing that dimension tear au i swear
imagine hearing just this as you walk through the halls of helios
in the mood for some torture
is something jack finds himself saying a lot haHA
isaymechro
ish
it can be a veeery late birthday party
it's a movie quote get it
it's a quiet night on helios
it's about time they do something other than fight lMAO
it's hard to think of a situation where these two would interact
it's like normal love is 'selfless'? and mine is more 'selfish'
it's super fucking discouraging
it's super late and im tired and ranty don't mind me
its gonna be the death of me
ive been cleaning all day im dea d
ive got the gun system DOWN man
ive had to unfollow so many people cause of this shit
jack had a good teacher in innuendo school
jack hate exhausts me and it's one of the many reasons i don't follow any borderlands blogs
jack in cowboy getup tho sav e m e
jack is a cheeky fuck
jack loves as long as it's fun and convenient for him
jack pl s
jack throws the best parties ur missin out athena
jack u change on a fuckin dime wtf
jack u dirty fiend
jack watches too many movies
jack's having a long day hAHA
jack/everybody basically
jackcest: the blog
jackjack tbh
jacknisha typical friday night
jackofakind
just call me queen bee
just fucking BURY ME
just in case
just shuddup and eat the grilled cheese
kadamkills
keep in mind that i'm tps verse and some characters will be veeery difficult to do anything with
kickfliPS OUT WINDOW
king fav
kisses him so haaaard
kitty growls
laughing
laughs at his own horrid joke
laughs behind hands for a good five minutes
lawbrought
lets go kill some bandits YEA
like its okay to hate something but holy shit be polite and keep it to yourself and other people who also hate the thing
like my monster au and now the mafia one
little bitch is my default okay
long post for ts
look at all this SALT))
look at these amazing goddamn caps omg
look at this thing i spent the last
look what happened he was just sorta gyrating there it was so funny
lord help me... .
love that cowgirl
love that smile
maddmoxxi
magpie jack
makes a gauntlet for them to battle to the death
man next week im gonna start up my clone jack for realsies and just fucking beat the shit out of my rhys
maybe i can play some borderlands with you guys this weekend or something
meanwhile ill be watching the vaas montenegro experience for the 80th time
meme trash for ts
mmmyes
my art's not even /that/ amazing why do people insist on stealing it
my clone child he's not done yet but i want to play with him so bad
my dashboard looks like absolute aids now im so angry
my first promo
my jack has so many habits wtf
names all my rhys threads with corny business lingo
nisha come realize my visiON
nisha pls
nisha shuddup
nisha there is syrup for days pls save me
no man should be this handsome
not when i can have you hold something else
not when there are so many bandits to KILL and money to MAKE YEAH
now i sleep
now who’s making innuendos?
of course jack is bottom just look at his girlfriends lauGHS
ofinsanidad
ok off to bed i goo
omg ok i must sleep i hope i didnt fuck anything up with this lmao FLIES AWAY
one day i'll learn not to care about stupid shit
one day ill figure out how to explain this but until then.. .
one hell of a recipe
one too many vending machine binges
or a super early one
or crow jack
or if you had something in mind you wanted to rp with me drop me an ask or something ye
other than through his ribcage but hey
otherwise it's just a bad time for people who like the thing
painting over icons is too much fun
pats the bedsheets
people removing artist captions
petition to stop making characters grossly ooc for the sake of shipping 2k15
phasewalkin
playing on jack's stupid boom box as nisha tries to avoid him before giving up and shooting it
points at kadamkills!!
pokes the bear
poking vaas is jacks favorite pasttime
prince-of-hyperion
pulls out the working boy jack card
quotes nicki minaj
raisethelaw
reasons ive been putting everything off because im in a shitty goddamn mood
resigns self to a life of salt
rolls around in it
runs company into the ground
s-h-i-t.
scootxr
secret jack is super affectionate but also a extremely selfish lover good luck vaas lmfaO
seraphsystem
share the power" yeah fuKCING RIGHT JACK
she's annoyed but it makes her laugh i mean looK AT THIS NERD
shh tim im in a mood
shining shimmeeering spleeeendid
shorter but ive been awake for like 20 hours shhhh))
shoves this out again in case people didnt see it
sings its gettin hot in here
sings the pokemon theme
sits in beach chair and sips drink out of coconut as i pull down my sunglasses and wink at you.
slowly... tries to... get back into writing.. .
smooches myself
smooches u all really hard
so affectionate tonight
so exciting
so far so good !
so look forward to that i guess
so many feelings today
so much jackcest dont even look at me
so much work in this costume and its still ghetto as hell
so tempted to make a joke about salad tossing...
so yeah torture thread be warned!!
softly slam dunks you
sometime before jack puts them on the train maybe a couple months??
sorry for all the ooc stuff but not really i am super PUMPED
stares at nisha but also vaas and boss jack
subsequently cries
sweet fucking jesus
switches formATS
takes a break from art to write a couple thingsss
taking a break from real life crap tonight so i can terrorize you all
taking out bandit camps before jack is too busy with other things to go with her
talk food to mee
teaches babby rhys the tools of the trade
teehees
tell me this isnt a jackmoxx song
tftbl spoilers
tftbl spoilers??
that sounded like a challenge
the dirty part is over but i still feel like i should put these behind cuts laughS
the life.. .
the tumblr artists plight
the way to a mans heart
there is so much more but this sums it up pretty fucking nicely
these two are going to fuck each other up so badly
these two i s2g
they probably make caffeine injections he can just shove directly into him
they're horrible but its better than the vending machines
think bioshock infinite style
thinks of teenage nisha's fashion sense
this fandom especially can be fucking awwwwful
this is a lot closer to bl2 i hope that's okay
this is beautiful and im in LOVE
this is blog canon like 99% of the time just fyi
this is my favorite in joke ever
this model has serious sticky mesh issues i must fix them.. . eventually.. .
this one too!!
this one's been in my drafts for ageeees
this program is so cool i need it so bad
this was supposed to be a different kind of contest
tho
throws a starter at yOU
throws another one out i am full of ideas tonight
throws my music at everyone today
tonight is basically jack throwing himself at his faves
too busy thinking about getting banged to pay attention to what's coming out of his mouth
torture //
tries to make this sexy and FAILS
tumblr has this horrible purity narrative and i hate it
twirls chair away
types so very slowly.. .
u should make /me/ bacon
uhh wank for ts i guess
uhh warning for blood and stuff lmAO
until im good again im just gonna write shit in the bg and do prep work for all my fun things yee
ur gonna have so many bruises lmAO
vaas pls
vaas shh that's jack's biggest kink
vaas tagged me in a thing im so DOKI
vaas what even do your tats look like I TRIED
vaas won the bingo card as far as jacks kinks go hahA
vaas' compound is so pretty tho wtf i loved the neon lights let's paaarty
violent makeouts are my favorite makeouts
w/ opportunity
wINKS
wank for ts
we're kind of a package deal
weeps on desk
what a KEEPER
what a NERD
what a nerd what else is new
which is why his relationships never last loNG!!
whisks you away
whispers at you cinnasticks
whispers rip vaaS
whispers we could have had it all vaas
why are my starters so long i cant stop myself
why do i suddenly feel the need to escape
wickedgunslinger
wiiiiinks
will probably be the first bullshit that pops into my head i just wanna interacT
with my mouth
woos her so hard it makes everyone else on helios so uncomfortable
working hard or hardly workin;
would u
would u cook ur own legs vaas
wtf im so good looking
xoxoxo
ye s
yells about these two like ive never yelled before
you should see my tub it's huge
you win THIS ROUND BANDIT
you're not making it easy to play hard to get
young jack that doesnt even make sense you are babbling
you’re a lucky mother if my mean ass like ya
y’know what nevermind screw the pancakes-- let’s just get takeout
