2015-04-07 18:49:34 ¶ ● ⬈

## Ass Lemons

steakandrobots:

> The speechlessness alone was so worth it that he just let the notepad flop against his grin and hit the floor.

> “Didn’t know you were that weak willed in truth or dare Jackie. You opted for the penalty” He taunted.
> “Come on. Pick an end. I’ll even warm the lube.”

“Well you better pick a different penalty, ‘cause you aren’t coming anywhere near me with that thing.“ Jack huffs. He– a lemon, for chrissakes!! He’s into some kinky shit, he’ll admit– but sticking highly acidic fruit where the sun don’t shine was far from being on his list.

“Besides, I can think of all kinds of things that would be… w-a-y more fun.“ He has a whole closet full of them, in fact. He just hopes Wilhelm will take the bait.