2015-02-20 1:26:28 ¶ ●

Hey kiddos! Handsome Jack here! Now I know what you’re thinking, “But Jack, don’t you have a amazingly powerful company to run, a vault to open, and bandit scum to wipe off the planet?”, and you’d be right on all accounts! But it just so happens, I’m so amazing I can keep tabs on all of you while I plan the complete domination of Pandora!

So drop me a message! It might even get through Hyperion’s newly installed screening process. You could even visit the office! If, you know, you can get through the seven levels of extremely armed and dangerous Hyperion security. Have fun, kids!