2015-04-04 6:06:30 ¶ ●

## Dare! (inoverhishead)

> Fake an orgasm.

Jack doubles over, almost choking on his damn potato chips when he reads the dare. He recovers after a few minutes of giggling and slapping the top of his desk as he tries to get his current mouthful down before he opens his lips to speak.
“Ahem—! Okay, that one’s pretty damn funny. I mean, I hardly have to fake it with a face like yours, but I’ll give it a go.”

He pushes his snack away and sits back in his chair, taking a deep breath before scrunching his eyes closed and making increasingly loud moaning sounds that trail off into more giggling.
“Holy crap, I can’t even do it!” He licks his teeth and his masked lips pull up into a smirk. “Tell you what, you get over here and I’ll show you what a real orgasm looks like.”

2015-04-14 22:48:53 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

inoverhishead:

> CodeMonkeyJ: That just seems like cruel and unusual punishment…
> CodeMonkeyJ: Then again, it’s Nisha
> CodeMonkeyJ: Drink lots of water?
> CodeMonkeyJ: Also- migraine meds usually have caffeine in them too

~HJack69~: at this point i’ve built up an immunity to any and all headache meds
~HJack69~: even the weird unconventional ones
~HJack69~: trust me i have tried some shit okay
~HJack69~: besides i need like, so much to fix this shit it’s not even funny