2015-03-09 16:42:25 ¶ ●

## Please marry me

“Ohhhh, sorry honey. Really wish I could, honest. I just don’t think we’ve made it to that stage in our relationship. Or… any stage, for that matter.

Don’t feel too bad though, hey! It’s not me, it’s you.”

2015-03-13 2:38:36 ¶ ●

## Moxxi comes to you begging, on hands and knees and all that jazz, that you take her back, that she's sorry, whatever. What do you do?

“Tell her, sorry, honey! But the Jack Train has left the station. You missed your chance with this rich and handsome piece of ass, and now you gotta live with that decision.

One hell of a question though. She hasn’t, uhh.. been saying anything about me lately, has she?“

2015-03-13 2:53:25 ¶ ●

## have you ever thought about getting a pet? like...i dunno maybe get a skag and throw it up in your office; no one would think twice about misbehaving. you could give it a good, scary name too. this whole thing is fool proof

“Ugh, no. Have you seen one of those things up close? No way I’m letting one of those scaly vomit factories anywhere near my pristine space station.

Now a stalker, that I could get behind. Heh, can you just imagine one of those things going invisible and jumping whoever in engineering is pissing me off the most that week? Hilarious.”

2015-03-17 20:41:08 ¶ ●

## (( you are a fantastic artist! however, you've been accidentally drawing jack's little soul patch thing on his mask ))

((that’s no accident! I wanted to make it a little different, also to symbolize that it’s just after pre-sequel jack. but thanks lmao

2015-03-19 22:05:23 ¶ ●

## ((do you not want to rp w/ anyone under 18 or does that only apply to minors who might try to hit you up for smutty stuff))

((mostly the minors thing

2015-03-30 16:52:57 ¶ ●

## It's not a ship war dude it goes so much deeper than that

I was told it started out as that but like I said i’m not in the loop

but! regardless I still want everyone to be happy /throws flowers on fandom