2015-03-09 16:42:21 ¶ ● ⬈

asthehero:

> “Mmkay, so basically if YOU had to pick someone for New Voice Of Hyperion —
> who would it be? Because my money is on fishing Markiplier outta’ cryo.”

"Hmm, Marky-moo is always a good choice. What about that guy who did that thing, ah, what was it friggin’ called? Whatever, if all else fails we could always do it ourselves, I mean, who wouldn’t want my sexy somber tones caressing their ears 24/7? I know I would. And hey, we could even charge ‘em for it! I’m thinkin’ like, a hundred bucks a minute, at least.”