jackofakind:
realнero: I left them instructions they should have been able to get that right
realнero: are you really going to die without coffee for a few hours?
~HJack69~: i might do !! what d’you know
~HJack69~: nevermind i found the booze stash
~HJack69~: goodbye timmy boy i knew thee well
'Scuse me, sir? Are non-Hyperion viewers elegable for th' secretary position?
“Hm– I dunno, you look kinda… bandit-y to me… You sure you’re not a bandit? Cause Hyperion policy– and by that I mean my policy– says to shoot you on sight– but of course, no bandit would be dumb enough to actually, echo me, right? That’d just be– friggin’ hilarious.”
“But uh, yeah, sure– why not, right?” Dramatic voice. ”Enter the Ring of Cafeteria Slaughter!”