have you ever thought about getting a pet? like...i dunno maybe get a skag and throw it up in your office; no one would think twice about misbehaving. you could give it a good, scary name too. this whole thing is fool proof

“Ugh, no. Have you seen one of those things up close? No way I’m letting one of those scaly vomit factories anywhere near my pristine space station.

Now a stalker, that I could get behind. Heh, can you just imagine one of those things going invisible and jumping whoever in engineering is pissing me off the most that week? Hilarious.”