'Scuse me, sir? Are non-Hyperion viewers elegable for th' secretary position?

“Hm– I dunno, you look kinda… bandit-y to me… You sure you’re not a bandit? Cause Hyperion policy– and by that I mean my policy– says to shoot you on sight– but of course, no bandit would be dumb enough to actually, echo me, right? That’d just be– friggin’ hilarious.”

“But uh, yeah, sure– why not, right?” Dramatic voice. ”Enter the Ring of Cafeteria Slaughter!”