March 2015

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have you ever thought about getting a pet? like...i dunno maybe get a skag and throw it up in your office; no one would think twice about misbehaving. you could give it a good, scary name too. this whole thing is fool proof

β€œUgh, no. Have you seen one of those things up close? No way I’m letting one of those scaly vomit factories anywhere near my pristine space station.

Now a stalker, that I could get behind. Heh, can you just imagine one of those things going invisible and jumping whoever in engineering is pissing me off the most that week? Hilarious.”