March 2015

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HJack69< Y’know Nish, yellow and purple are… complimentary colors. Meaning they go together really well. wink wink

~HJack69~: someone needs to bring me at least eight pounds of sour punch straws before i start firing people
~HJack69~: and i dont mean terminating their employment
~HJack69~: i mean firing them out of a cannon and into the sun

jackofakind replied to your post:~HJack69~: someone needs to bring me at least…

realнero: bit of a heavy order there boss
realнero: what’s their time frame?

~HJack69~: uh,
~HJack69~: y’know, i’m gonna be honest with you kiddo
~HJack69~: i might have already started??
~HJack69~: and i also might have completely forgot about the candy after the first few idiots i sent to vacation on the sun
~HJack69~: so, uh, whoopsie

jackofakind:

realнero: boss that isn’t good for moral
realнero: didn’t you just cull the employees last week?
realнero: come ooon there’s got to be something more interesting to do

~HJack69~: you’re totally right
~HJack69~: you know what would be good for morale?
~HJack69~: 8lbs of sour candy
~HJack69~: get to work, cupcake, chop chop

jackofakind:

realнero: not your delivery boy
realнero: also I found a few claptraps still active
realнero: might have accidentally let them out
realнero: want to shoot them instead?

~HJack69~: you’re whatever i tell you you are, sweetpea
~HJack69~: i’m the boss, remember?
~HJack69~: …..
~HJack69~: hm, ive got a better idea
~HJack69~: get your hide up to my office
~HJack69~: immediately.

jackofakind:

realнero: uh
realнero: about that sir
realнero:
realнero: i’ve got nothing gimme two minutes

~HJack69~: attaboy

~HJack69~: i think i’ve launched at least 80 of those little pink plastic lawn flamingos into space
~HJack69~: now they’re just sorta
~HJack69~: orbiting Helios…
~HJack69~: where the hell did we even get lawn flamingos