April 2015

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"Jack--- /Handsome Jack./ For the love of the Almighty Robot Policeman just strip for my paycheck!" All he wanted was to get paid. Why did his paycheck have to be hostaged for the sake of a dare?

Β Β Β Β  β€œOkay, I’ll give you that one.” Jack takes off his jacket and tosses it at him, aiming for his big fat head. β€œI wanna see that dry-cleaned and back to me by tomorrow!”

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asthehero:

> what it works

~HJack69~: well maybe u should come over and
~HJack69~: prove it to me
~HJack69~: w i n k s