28/04/2016 5:49:40 ¶ ●

somewhere nearby, jack pops a champagne bottle with too much force while gawking at the sight these two make, and knocks out his head of sales with the cork

29/04/2016 4:08:54 ¶ ●

> YOU’RE NOT A NICE PERSON, ARE YOU?

the h/otline m/iami + b/lands au no one asked for

also, I’m making this my “thanks for 900+ followers how the hell did that happen” milestone picture because seriously, guys, how.