
there’s a lot that I don’t like about this, but it’s been sitting on my desktop for days and I can’t look at it anymore, I need to banish it to my trash bin
but I’m still posting it because it was a request goddamn it
@sexy-handsome-jack (who I can’t @ mention for some reason) said: If you’re considering prompts, I will gladly suggest anything of Jack smoking. Or blowing smoke at Rhys. Or just smoking a vape. I’ve got a thing. And that thing is a kink.
there’s no actual source of all that smoke??? because I just didn’t want to specify what they were smoking but honestly they’re shotgunning mary j so there you go
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He slows when he arrives to a door that leads him out to a platform. He gets to look down at the mess of cubicles from his platform and he claps his hands, loud and clear, to grab everyone’s attention when he thinks, well, some of them are just lazing around. Everyone is skidding and stomping to a stop or stand, and shudders run through them all as Rhys smiles and laughter escapes through perfect teeth.
“I hope you’re all working hard!” Rhys sings out, and the laughter is heavier and hanging around his worker’s throats like nooses, and something is flickering behind him, blocky and blue and shaking. “We really, really don’t need to have any bad cases on our hands, so if I see you’re not working—” he doesn’t finish his sentence, merely gives them a darling smile, and his ECHOeye is looking them all over.
- Lone Digger by @starrelia
I told Cecil I would fuckin do this and I DID. YOUR MOVE, NERD.
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(reg·i·cide
noun
the action of killing a king)
anonymous said: more atlas ceo rhys, with jack being forced to kiss/lick rhys’s boots…
so I didn’t actually draw the request, but the lead up is close enough right???
anyway, transcript under the cut if you can’t read my shitty writing
also!!! this isn’t canon to my AU, just a bit of fun
panel 1: This will be Atlas’ first completed weapon. I modeled it after the Conference Call, and we’ve taken to calling it Regicide.“
panel 2: Do you like it, Jack?
panel 3: Silence doesn’t suit you, Jack. Come closer, unless you want Regicide’s kill count to start with you. Let’s put that mouth to use.
panel 4: On your knees.
panel 5: My shoes could use a fresh shine. Get to work, Handsome.