I am late responding to a lot of these ahahajksfds sorry i am the worst
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Anonymous asked: Do you mind if i wrote a fic inspired by your Star Woofs AU?
I’m keeping this one out of the cut because I got this ask a fair number of times, but this is the only one that is the only anon of them and thought it’d be a good one to put out there as a blanket statement!
I totally don’t mind anyone writing fics for any of my fanart! I’m actually doing some more dumb AUs right now, oops. I really, really like making things up (just ask Raya, she has suffered through much of my rambling), but I’m not a writer and like, 98% of the time I don’t like writing ever. I get very bored and easily distracted. So basically all my maybe-fic ideas start and end with the art. If you want to write a thing, be my guest! Just be sure to credit me and drop me a link, because I want to read all the things.
For the record, 8611wrote a fic and it’s brilliant and you should probably read it!
shikami asked: Hi do you have a DeviantArt?
I do! I’m 2x2x2. But I have not logged into it in a rather long time. My inbox is terrifying and I’ve been hiding from it.
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asimpletonwithashield asked: Oh god, starwoofs… You are my hero, seriously this is the greatest. I’m showing this to all my friends. May the force be with you
HEE. I am glad folks like my big dumb star wars au. *u*
Anonymous asked: So, uh. That webcomic you had? The one at the start of this year? Do you, by any chance, want to pick it up again?
I do! I want to start it up again once I can trust myself not to slack off, which is.. not right now. I’d need like, a huge buffer before I start posting again. I’m still working on the story/world bits of Seasons! So, one day. One day, it will be a thing again.
Anonymous asked: Hello, just wanted to say that I love the way you draw Stiles, it’s amazing. Keep up the good work, please ! :D
Thank you! I enjoy drawing his dumb face. THOUGH I’M HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE HANG OF HIS NEW HAIR.
kennestu asked: I love you art with a deep seed burning passion!! I just wanted ot let you know that I stare at all your work and the read and reread your text after each. The “starwoofs” au is basically amazing, man!! :)
Thanks! :D I waffle sometimes on how much I should write in the comments because I think way too much about the shit I am drawing, and I want to share everything. But then I feel like maybe I should dial it back a bit because I don’t really know how much anyone cares for my rambling! So it’s nice to know that someone likes to read them! Q__Q
I had an idea for a big dumb mythology/folklore AU, though this looks more fantasy RPG because every outfit I thought of that made me think PANTHEON!! wasn’t at all functional? Pfft, who wants to go on adventures in robes? Not me. And not Stiles. He’d probably trip all over them.
The story is that Derek is essentially Fenrir. His family were all wolves that shed their pelts (faolfir /cackles) and the gods were terrified of them because they were the only things that could kill them, to death. They couldn’t kill them all because it would just invite the cycle to start again, but Kate, a goddess of passion (but not love), took it upon herself to deal with the “problem.” She seduced Derek and locked him away, and to make sure he wouldn’t escape, she took his pelt and shredded it. The rest of the Hales were killed, save for Laura (who had been away, looking for Derek) and Peter (but his pelt was destroyed in the fire). The pieces of Derek’s pelt are scattered and those who find them become the first werewolves.
And then some millenia later, some dumb trickster demigod dragged his mortal friend to go exploring some caves and they found Derek, and thinking he was just some poor dude, they let him go. He threatened convinced them to help him find the pieces of his pelt. Derek immediately regrets this decision.
Also letting Derek out may or may not have kickstarted the in-universe ragnarok. Whoops. GOOD JOB, GUYS.
I thought about this AU way too much and I now have a ridiculously large headcanon for it, and I’m probably going to draw more dumb things just so I can rant more. Sorry fkjsdhkfje
(Also the runes on Stiles are from Hávamál, in Ljóðatal, which I copied down into Younger Futhark/Medieval runes for this because I clearly hate myself)
so that Norse!/Mythology! Teen Wolf story you drew that one picture to... you should write that out.
Oh man, um! I am totally not a writer, at all.
Like, you know how you see a fic on AO3 and you read the summary and you’re all like, ‘hey! that sounds like it’d be really rad!’ And it’s like, 100k, and so you open it in a tab to save for later, you do whatever you need to do to free up some time, read some shorter fic you had open earlier, just so you can finally get into that 100k monstrosity. And, you know when you finally start reading it, hours later, and it’s written horribly and you don’t even know what you’re reading anymore, and you’re so disappointed by What Could Have Been?
That writer is me.
I’m an ideas person, not much one for writing! I also get super distracted and bored when writing anything, so it’d be the WIP that goes on forever but then gets abandoned right at the cliffhanger.
If someone else wants to write it, they’d be more than welcome to! Just so long as they give me credit and a link so I can read it myself. I will even talk to you all about it! Just, writing is not for me, haha.
I am totally drawing more pictures for it, so there is that, at least!
I’ve seen the enemy, and it’s me. I’ve faced dark horrors before, things that live in the unimaginable pressures of the world beyond our own. Sometimes they masquerade as humans.
That’s what ultimately lurks inside Mr. Scratch. He’s every mean-spirited tabloid story about me, an evil caricature, a creature formed in that vague territory of misconceptions, half-truths and the dark imagination of people who “heard a story about me”. An urban legend made flesh. A serial killer.
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Have rediscovered my love for Alan Wake. I love this game so much kdshkjfds I’m doing more folklore AU drawings, but I needed to get this out of my system first.
More Big Dumb Folklore AU! I was going to draw Isaac and Boyd with Erica, but they were being difficult. And I really wanted to draw Erica and her hair, so.
Before they found pieces of Derek’s pelt, both Erica and Isaac were mortals, while Boyd was a demigod, though he lived with his mortal family. Erica’s epilepsy wasn’t understood and she was often accused of being a witch and/or that she’s been consorting with demons. Up until she found her piece of the pelt, she spent much of her time fearing for the day that someone would finally do something about the accusations.
When Derek found them and saw how his pelt had helped the each of the trio, he allowed them to keep the pieces in exchange for their loyalty.
(Because it’s an AU, Erica gets to stay in the s3 equivalent because she’s too fierce to (probably) die. I WILL MISS YOU THE MOST, LADY.)
"C'mon man; you have got to see these caves! There's crystals in there that are said to reveal the future!" The red-hooded trickster tugged on his young friend's fur mantle. "We used to go on adventures all the time when you were little!" // "Stiles, I'm supposed to be getting food for my mom. I don't think going on an adventure is a good idea." // Stiles groaned. "You've gotten lame in your old age dude," Stiles whined, grabbing Scott's shoulders and looked at him with puppy-dog eyes... [/1]
… he’d perfected over his many years of living. “How about I help you out with the food gathering after we check out the caves? I know where all the good stuff is.” // Scott bit his lip in thought, remembering the fun he used to have with his demi-god friend. They had gotten up to a lot of trouble back in the day, but Stiles had always made sure they got out in one piece. And it had been a while since they’d done something crazy. “Alright. But I have to get back before sundown.” [/2]
“YES!” Stiles cheered as he pumped his fist in the air. He grabbed Scott’s spear, near the base of the blade and tugged him as he started walking. “This place looked awesome, and I kept hearing things about this place. I hope it’s not just rumours,” the trickster rambled, a bounce in his step and a mischievous gleam in his eyes. “Dude, this’ll be just like old times!” // Scott rolled his eyes at his friend… [/3] Sorry, couldn’t help myself. I really like your myth-lore AU idea. <w<
a-are you going to write more, nonny. WHERE HAVE YOU GONE.
Seriously, folks. IF YOU EVER WANT TO WRITE A THING, YOU ARE TOTALLY MORE THAN WELCOME TO. It totally makes my day. *u* /grabby hands
I don’t think he’s entirely impressed with you either, dude.
Thing about finding the pieces of Derek’s pelt is that they just don’t automatically fuse back into one full pelt. You need magic for that, which Derek doesn’t have much of (if any), whereas Stiles has plenty to spare. So Stiles gets stuck sewing it back together with thread he got from Deaton, that binds the pelt back together and eventually dissolves into the fur. Stiles is not thrilled with being designated seamstress.
Not real happy with this one because the nib of my tablet pen is dying pretty hard right now and the pen pressure was all over the place, so the lines are kind of sloppy augh augh augh
there is totally a deal with the bird but I need lydia to explain it shhhh
