Dumbass shit Rhys has done in canon
- Found an ID drive on a taxidermied corpse and just shoved it into his own skull like yeah sure whatever this’ll be fine.
- Arrived on a hostile planet with a briefcase of 10 million dollars, and within twenty minutes pissed off pretty much an entire town.
- Chose to embezzle 10 million dollars from his incredibly dangerous employers and go on a wild goose chase on a hostile desert planet for an alien artefact.
- He would rather do the above than be a janitor.
- He has a nemesis, what grown man has a nemesis.
- Had his arm chopped off and replaced with cybernetics because it would improve his data mining skills.
- HOW DOES A ROBOT ARM HELP WITH DATA MINING. I understand the eye but.
- Made smartass comments while being forced to dig his own grave.
- Tried to roll out of the way of a bullet.
- Had a terrifying, heavily scarred warlord pointing a rocket launcher at his face. One of his first instincts is to call her fat.
- She HAD A ROCKET LAUNCHER RHYS.
- Told an incredibly unstable murderous AI with control of an entire space station, armed to the teeth with turrets and completely capable of launching him into space, to kiss his ass.
- Decided to fight an entire space station with his goddamn tazer.
- Why does this man have no impulse control at all he probably weighs like 100lbs dripping wet without that arm but he’s just constantly picking a fucking fight I swear to god.