April 2016

If there’s one thing Tales from the Borderlands could benefit from, it’s multiple endings. I purposefully killed Rhys so many times in so many ways. I just wanted Jack to win for once, because I am a total sucker for the Bad End™ in every way shape or form. We’re going to pretend Jack got Rhys’s meat suit to revive after stuffing it with (even more) robot parts.

That being said, there were so many flaws in Jack’s plan, it was actually kind of sad, and with the way he cut up Rhys’s body, I’m pretty sure it would just…rot right off eventually. That plus the questionable idea of multiplying a man with a god complex. Like…unless they are all controlled by a single alpha brain, Pandora is fucking doomed. I want to play the rest of the Borderlands series, but I suck at shooters so much.

I blame @elentori-art and @firesign‘s for digging me a new hole to lay in.

GUYS

goretys:

hyperionous:

Gearbox confirms that Borderlands 3 will be its next game!!


WHA T IS THIS HGJSKHHGFJDGHK 

If you’ve wondered where I’ve been the past week, the answer is being a giant burly man and shooting bandits in the face with guns. (I am actually enjoying Borderlands 2 a lot now that I have guns that aren’t complete shit.)

I might get stuck because I don’t want to kill the loader bots, lol. I don’t want to kill a lot of enemies, actually. Lol.

What is it with me and non-human, geometric, one-eyed, yellow creatures with shrill voices? Claptrap just gave me a high five and it was the most adorable thing ever.

I want him and bill to date. They would have the cutest, most annoying one-eyed baby shape robot demons ever.