Guardian of Procrastination

30/04/2016 4:57:03 ¶ ●

If you’ve wondered where I’ve been the past week, the answer is being a giant burly man and shooting bandits in the face with guns. (I am actually enjoying Borderlands 2 a lot now that I have guns that aren’t complete shit.)

I might get stuck because I don’t want to kill the loader bots, lol. I don’t want to kill a lot of enemies, actually. Lol.

30/04/2016 13:07:49 ¶ ●

What is it with me and non-human, geometric, one-eyed, yellow creatures with shrill voices? Claptrap just gave me a high five and it was the most adorable thing ever.

I want him and bill to date. They would have the cutest, most annoying one-eyed baby shape robot demons ever.