oakstarrylitesoda:

Hey, kiddo. Handsome Garfield here, president of Lasagna. Lemme explain how things work here: Jon Arbuckle shows up. Jon Arbuckle looks for the lasagna vault. Jon Arbuckle gets killed. By me. Seeing the problem here? You’re still alive. So, if you could just do me a favor and off yourself, that’d be great. Thanks, incel.