Spacefall's Shifty Borderlands Sideblog

01/05/2023 1:13:31 ¶ ●

Blue drawing of Handsome Jack standing relaxed in front of a glass screen. Behind a giant aquatic lizard with an echo port and eye is swimming happily through the water, with a cloud of blood coming from his mouth.

Still posting old unfinished WIPs, and it’s been quite a 24hrs, so let’s throw dignity to the wind with …. aquatic lizard monster boyfriend Rhys. Think if Hyperion R&D wrote the little mermaid, but with more mutated middle managers, and far fewer survivors.

(Honestly, today has been A Day. If I tell you that posting this mutant lizard Rhys is actually the most dignified thing to happen to me so far, you’ll get a rough idea.)

01/05/2023 1:16:38 ¶ ●

More unfinished drawings to free myself from WIPs: Weirdly proportioned CCEO AU Rhack. Rhys on a little get-well-soon visit to Helios to stick his head where it does(n’t) belong. Turns out AI Jack’s kind of fucked up inside. Not emotionally fucked, but like technically, the way you get if you encyst a big untouchable piece of the Hyperion network inside your own brain, and just build more hardware around it for years ‘til it makes you sick.
OK, yeah, also emotionally.

[Putting these here to bring the AU all into one tag: https://sf-bl.tumblr.com/tagged/cyber%20ceos mostly Rhack, totally out-of-sequence]

01/05/2023 3:24:32 ¶ ●

From the September art-a-day comic once again: Helios!Jack and Janitor Rhys. The forbidden foil sticker of desire … and cafeteria security jumpers.

01/05/2023 14:27:09 ¶ ●

A couple more September Art-a-days:
Rhys and AI Jack in the style of 1990s RPG questgivers. 176x211 pixels each.

(May I take this moment to recommend Pixel Art Experience for creating pixel art in Procreate. There is also a free mini set to get started.)

01/05/2023 14:44:43 ¶ ●

Comic: Rhys's robotic thumb is in Jack's mouth, as he tells him "You're so pretty like this. I just wa-" but he is cut off by a severed cable. Jack is left cursing in confusion, with a large 18+ content censor bar over his crotch as he kneels. Network messages pop up all over as Rhys's angry screams are heard from the top of Atlas HQ. Finally a pair of vault hunters are driving across Pandora towards a skag chewing on a cable. "I can't believe Hyperion and Atlas are paying us to kill the same skag!" "Kaching!"

Still more art-a-days from last year. Atlas Rhys and Helios Jack are banging, but a massive skag keeps chewing up the data cables.

01/05/2023 16:05:18 ¶ ●

An art-a-day Handsome Ratch.
This T-shirt better not say Atlas.

(There was no way I could draw the tail that didn’t look deeply cursed, so let’s just forget it exists, I’m sorry.)

01/05/2023 18:21:38 ¶ ●

Cartoon. Rhys in a patterned shirt, looking seductively at Jack who is sweating. Rhys: seeing that jack booked them a room with only one bed, and drawing the obvious conclusion. Jack: Actually just forgot they have more than one body, but ready to improvise furiously.

Something something September art-a-day. This is a mistake anyone could make, right?

01/05/2023 23:20:31 ¶ ●

(Sorry for the spam btw. I need a layer of rhack between me and the universe right now, so I’m digging through all my old stuff.)

02/05/2023 0:39:33 ¶ ●

I thought I already posted this one here, as it’s a real oldie… maybe I did, I dunno. I still like it a lot.

17/05/2023 10:31:40 ¶ ●

Borderlands fanfic writers, know that you are the fuel keeping my brain just barely running right now. I salute you.