October 2023

(I’m going to try and do part of the rhacktober thing, but it might end up being proportionately more silly random stuff than anything nsfw. It’s been sort of a day, and my level is approximately ‘varkid jack eating a toastie’ right now.)

OK Rhacktober challenge: I was going to do Rhys and roboJack physically together for the ‘heat’ prompt, but after several failed attempts I changed tack and went for robojack phoning up Rhys’s brain from a few km away for a bit of one-on-one time.

NSFW-theme stupid comic from my long-ago dead birdsite account. I cleaned it up a bit, because the rhacktober week 1 topic headings brought back this mental image.

Comic.Rhys is looking tense, as AI Jack advises him over his shoulder.

AI Jack: Okay, you need these losers on side, so say exactly what I-

Rhys, desperately: I wasn't masturbating on a rock it was Handsome Jack.

Popup: Fiona will repress that.

AI Jack: strangles Rhys with his intangible holo handALT

Apologies to anyone who thought I had any dignity, although why would you think that?

Nisha Kadam firing a pistol, looking like a normal drawingALT
Cartoon AI Jack hovering above making a wonky heart shape with his hands. Rhys hiding behind a rock, making an involuntary one-armed half heart shape as he clings on. ALT

Posting the silly stuff in my unfinished files because I’m tired. TFW it Nisha.

Another oldie from the defunct deadbirdsite account, featuring Helios Jack’s collection of, er, himself.

Every night, all the Jacks get folded back into the big Helios metaJack like a very angry deck of cards. Jack #4080 has a real thing for Rhys; the others are just down for whatever.

More WIP clearance: CCEO AU. Rhack zone. Technically a working visit to Helios. (It was meant to be view on Rhys’ space ship - I liked it enough that I didn’t want to finish it and completely mess it up.)

[Putting these here to bring the AU all into one tag: https://sf-bl.tumblr.com/tagged/cyber%20ceos mostly Rhack, totally out-of-sequence]

Drawing of Rhys and AI Jack in a blue space, their lips touching. Rhys's robotic hand resting on Jack's chest is sending glowing tendrils up through Jack's brain, while returning fine tendrils are descending and wrapping around Rhys. Rhys's shape is filled with glowing blue shards or polygons that meet Jack's mouth. Their hands are crossed one over the other. ALT

More cyber rhack, drawing one into the other. Starting point of Rhacktober eat/taste themes (a week late, because it got wildly out of hand.)

Heavily cribbing off the effects of reading @caffeinatedowlbear’s False Negatives and particularly its equivalent chapter of Lost and Found (Atlas) every hour I worked on this. Let their brains touch indeed.

(My drawing brain wants to spend more time endlessly fiddling with this, but I’m making an executive decision here, and it is going out the door into the world!)

Older Rhys and embodied AI Jack are lying together on a weird round chair bed thing. Their foreheads are resting together. Rhys's partial robotic arm is resting on Jack's forearm. Jack's limbs are wrapped around Rhys. A cup of coffee is sitting on a small table over Jack's shoulder. ALT

I found the rough version of this cceo AU picture that shows the physical world, and decided to post it because I like the parts the other one doesn’t have, like:
a) You can tell they’re having a genuine, corporeal Little Lie Down.
b) The absolute state of Rhys’s hair due to Jack’s 10/10 sweaty freak-out.
c) I mean, they are holding one-another.
d) That coffee is absolutely stone cold.

Anyway leaving it here for what it is.

[Putting these here to bring the AU all into one tag: https://sf-bl.tumblr.com/tagged/cyber%20ceos mostly Rhack, totally out-of-sequence]

cartoon of a horrified Rhys wearing an oz kit, using a probe to flick a severed finger out of Helios Jacks hardware. Jack appears on a monitor looking satisfied as he scratches an itch inside his ear. ALT

Wonder how that got in there!

Intimacy takes many forms, and one of them is trekking through your boyfriend’s nitrogen-inerted server room to flick bits of exploded technician out of his brain. 💙💙💙

(RIP to @infinitybits87’s incinerated graphics card for inspiring this line of thought.)

Very silly comic from that time when everyone was glued to the adventures of a container ship jammed in the Suez canal. Spaceship Rhys and Helios Jack causing a navigation hazard with their excessively prolongued er…conversations. Yeah.

Cartoon: a transmission from Rhys's hand:

Jack: [HJack69] Hey, question for ya. Would you rather do my body with a varkid's head-
Rhys: Jack? Is this a worm thing?
Jack: -or - get this - a varkid's body with my head? Like a Jackvark!
Rhys: OK, well, your head, obviously. Otherwise I'd just be screwing the varkid? I mean if your brain-
Jack: [interrupting] Great! That's just peachy. Ok, see you at home Pumpkin.
Rhys looks up to see a man with a skag's head chasing another employee down the hall.
Jack: Oh, and take the shuttle - fast travel's super broken [loveheart]ALT

To be continued (probably.)

(Spacefall ‘stop putting Handsome Jack into ridiculous creature forms’ challenge failed yet again.)