Rooting through my sketches, I found this old, wildly AU Rhack scribble of the  ‘my boyfriend is a homicidal space station, nice to meet you’ variety. I believe my line of thinking was … why all the huge effort to kill Rhys to “eat food and bang people” with his body*? Just … page him, jeez, he has legs. Take some time to really enjoy being a giant murder!space station. Live the dream of being able to fire killer robots out of your own face at anyone you want, 24/7, while giving the biggest side-eye on Pandora. 

Anyway, inappropriate behaviour and badly-drawn steak.

(*The boring answer is presumably 90% good old Jack pre-emptive murder and 10% the fact he doesn’t find food satiating when he’s in back seat driver mode…but as we know there’s an app for that.)