October 2023

Cartoon: a transmission from Rhys's hand:

Jack: [HJack69] Hey, question for ya. Would you rather do my body with a varkid's head-
Rhys: Jack? Is this a worm thing?
Jack: -or - get this - a varkid's body with my head? Like a Jackvark!
Rhys: OK, well, your head, obviously. Otherwise I'd just be screwing the varkid? I mean if your brain-
Jack: [interrupting] Great! That's just peachy. Ok, see you at home Pumpkin.
Rhys looks up to see a man with a skag's head chasing another employee down the hall.
Jack: Oh, and take the shuttle - fast travel's super broken [loveheart]ALT

To be continued (probably.)

(Spacefall ‘stop putting Handsome Jack into ridiculous creature forms’ challenge failed yet again.)