February 2019

When coming across an omega!Jack fic on AO3:

Author: *takes breath, cracks knuckles, and prepares to explain sexual worldbuilding, corporate sexual politics, and just lots more sex generally*

Me: OK, so I’m seeing a sixty foot pregnant statue dual-wielding handguns and babies, and standing atop a pile of his dead and dying enemies. 

File under ‘stuff that seemed like a great idea to knock into shape at 3am when you’re wide awake with a fever, and which you still post because of course you do.’ 

Six posts in and we’re already into mpreg giant statues of planetary dictators. At least I’m keeping busy, eh?

This situation is fine, Rhys. 100% fine. Total fine-ness confirmed. Things that are totally fine: 1) This.

(Image that was supposed to be the second-to-last panel in a comic, but I went off the rails and made this multicoloured thing instead. Please feel free to supply your own dick joke to replace the one that is missing from this image.)