My thought process this afternoon:
1) bet Rhys has a guilty black market poster of Zer0.
2) Guess it’s coming down if Jack’s around. I’ll sketch that.
3) I wonder what’s underneath.
4) Oh no.

My thought process this afternoon:
1) bet Rhys has a guilty black market poster of Zer0.
2) Guess it’s coming down if Jack’s around. I’ll sketch that.
3) I wonder what’s underneath.
4) Oh no.


Hyperion: a series of massive self-owns, but in yellow.

There’s an un-fun way to invalidate the warranty on a huge and expensive space station, and then there is the fun way. Just saying.
While I’m deeply embracing some cyber Rhack feels here, I admit it does also look like Jack might be fattening Rhys’s hair like a christmas goose until those front wisps get through that difficult to handle stage. Vaughan sneaks into Rhys’s bedroom each night, and razors half a millimetre off his hair just in case.
Just imagine my face this morning when it occurred to me that “Orgy Room Lifeguard” is a legitimate career option in this universe.

With added Janitor!Rhys, making this the nsfw coffee shop AU you never needed or wanted.


I was staring at @tomiyeee‘s amazing Handsome Jack hair reference post . For some reason this led to making a crude plasticine model of said hair to see just how long those front bits really are. This is definitely a normal thing to do.
As you can see, I’ve obtained these highly scientific results. Hot assassin tip: steal this guy’s shower cap.

THIS IS WHAT COMMITMENT LOOKS LIKE, RHYS!

After spending way, way too long drawing scenery while listening to Nisha’s idle lines: “Don’t you understand, Nisha needs that sandwich for her boss fight! Let her have the sandwiiiiich! Don’t let it fall! Jack, shut up about the stupid vaults and whether or not it’s technically ‘choking’ or ‘strangulation’ and deal with this serious sandwich situation!!!”
Please…just, someone make Nisha a sandwich.

Added a little something to Jack’s hellscape here on my shelf.
(Spot the true power-usurping, backstab-with-a-smile, villainous wielder of badass cyborg minions in this image. Hint: she’s got great hair and had a space station shaped like a big cheerio.)