July 2019

A descending scale of ‘complicated feelings about having an extra eye.’ Sure, Fiona still has that eye. It’s not that weird!

Statistical Note: The average number of eyes per Borderlands character is slightly less than two. Handsome Jack, who formerly lived on a space station with a giant eye that concealed a second giant eye, projected one or more eyes over his actual eye(s), then died and came back with two new eyes, and also lived inside an eye, is an outlier, and should not have been counted.

*Looks at an internet suddenly overflowing with cursed Cats images*  I think I legally have to post this now.

Credit to @pyromaniacengineer who originally mentioned R&D disaster Cat Jack long before humankind knew the soul-chilling power of the Cats trailer.

Discord-induced Rhack AU sketchy wossname.

Rhys, you’ve got something on you. There. It’s right on you. It’s some kind of engineer, man, I don’t know what to tell you.

Gosh, I am stressed.