March 2019

My thought process this afternoon:

1) bet Rhys has a guilty black market poster of Zer0.

2) Guess it’s coming down if Jack’s around. I’ll sketch that.

3) I wonder what’s underneath.

4) Oh no.

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Hyperion: a series of massive self-owns, but in yellow. 

I was reading @oodlyenough‘s post about Sasha and Rhys travelling the galaxy, and it somehow resulted in this. 

There’s an un-fun way to invalidate the warranty on a huge and expensive space station, and then there is the fun way. Just saying. 

While I’m deeply embracing some cyber Rhack feels here, I admit it does also look like Jack might be fattening Rhys’s hair like a christmas goose until those front wisps get through that difficult to handle stage. Vaughan sneaks into Rhys’s bedroom each night, and razors half a millimetre off his hair just in case. 

Attempt at a Fiona. This is the vault hunting equivalent of holding a buttercup under your chin: Just grab that chunk of eridium ore and jam it right under your face, and if it lights up you’re totally green to go throwing yourself into mortal peril. [Disclaimer: may not accurately reflect the advisability of throwing yourself into mortal peril.]

Just imagine my face this morning when it occurred to me that “Orgy Room Lifeguard” is a legitimate career option in this universe. 

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With added Janitor!Rhys, making this the nsfw coffee shop AU you never needed or wanted.