March 2019

Inspirational quote for you, there.

ETA: Fuu I finished this last night with my blue-filter switched on, and the colours got all effed up. Tried to fix it a bit this morning in the blue light of day. 

So…we left Team Smooth in front of Pickle’s TV while we went to watch Finland’s UMK stream. The intro involved a giant cat with eye beams, hovering over a stage full of people who were:

     i) singing about cats 

    ii) pushing a giant cat, and 

    iii) coming out of the arse of a giant cat.  

So I drew this. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time??

In other news, that show header is just crying out to be turned into some kind of super-awkward TPS team portrait: 

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Great news, everyone: The AI that serves up ad content based on our tumblr tags has not yet achieved sentience!

There are some genuinely beautiful landscapes in Borderlands:TPS. Unfortunately my double-jumping is so bad it’s practically method acting. 

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Back to work tomorrow, so I’ll only need half the Borderlands content to deaden the terrifying sensation of reality. Nice!

When you’re about to be destroyed by a giant eyeball laser thingy, but you can’t go to Helios because your love language is “side quests”:

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After spending way, way too long drawing scenery while listening to Nisha’s idle lines: “Don’t you understand, Nisha needs that sandwich for her boss fight! Let her have the sandwiiiiich! Don’t let it fall! Jack, shut up about the stupid vaults and whether or not it’s technically ‘choking’ or ‘strangulation’ and deal with this serious sandwich situation!!!” 

Please…just, someone make Nisha a sandwich. 

I found a nice place to sit and draw the view without suffocating. 

Audible in background: Nisha craving a sandwich again. Please issue a sandwich holster.

Re-specced and rocking the Gothiest skins we could find, it’s time for Timothy to deploy his innate action skill.

Team Smooth are on holiday together instead of 2000km apart. @elsublog brought me this sweet loot from Tampere Kuplii - if someone recognises the artist, please give a wave or let us know who it is.

Timothy and Athena super ready for action here. Any minute now Jack is going to get his hearts desire with zero drawbacks, give us a big pot of gold and a pony each, and use the vault’s immense wealth to build ballpits for orphans. Oh boy, I can’t wait!

Hahah, just kidding. We’re screwed. Don’t do Vaults, kids.