
“Say ANYTHING about my hair and ill fuckin’ gut you.”
Im not dead, so….have a pissy messy haired morning Jack

“Say ANYTHING about my hair and ill fuckin’ gut you.”
Im not dead, so….have a pissy messy haired morning Jack

To all the new followers: HI, i draw borderlands trash haaaaaaa
a lil snippet from a comic thing im trying to will myself to finish…pfffttttt
Reblog if you want to get any of these numbers in your inbox:
- How did you get into Borderlands?
- Which is your favorite game in the franchise?
- Favorite character?
- If you could meet your favorite character, what would you tell them?
- A character you consider underrated?
- An OTP?
- Least favorite character?
- If you could meet your least favorite character, what would you tell them?
- A character you consider overrated?
- A NOTP?
- Favorite gun brand?
- Favorite shield brand?
- Weapon of choice?
- A gun or skill you can never seem to get along with?
- Favorite mission?
- A mission you found extremely easy?
- A mission you found extremely hard?
- Wich game has the best ending and why?
- Favorite boss fight?
- Character of choice in Borderlands (Mordecai, Roland, Lilith, Brick)?
- Your prefered skill tree for said character?
- Character of choice in Borderlands 2 (Maya, Salvador, Axton, Zer0, Gaige, Krieg)?
- Your prefered skill tree for said character?
- Character of choice in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel (Athena, Wilhelm, Claptrap, Nisha, Jack, Aurelia)?
- Your prefered skill tree for said character?
- Favorite character in Tales from the Borderlands?
- Least favorite character in Tales from the Borderlands?
- Favorite villain?
- Worst villain?
- Favorite quote from your favorite character?
- Funniest quote you can think of?
- Creepiest moment in the games?
- Best easter eggs?
- Favorite location?
- Pandora or Elpis?
- If you could spend a day on Pandora or Elpis, what would you do?
- A character you have a crush on?
- A character you wish you could play as?
- Hardest achievement to unlock?
- Favorite wild animal species?
- Least favorite wild animal species?
- Something you’re looking forward to in the next game/s?
- Something you wish you could change in the franchise?
- A character you wish had died but didn’t?
- A character you wish had lived but died?
- Favorite skins and heads?
- What’s the rarest weapon you’ve ever found?
- Something you do in EVERY playthrough, no matter what?
- Lasers or EXPLOOOOSIOOOONS??
- A scene in the games that is always stuck in your head no matter what?
- Biggest amount of money you’ve ever had in a single playthrough?
- How many times have you played each of the games?
- Who is your favorite voice actor/actress in the franchise?
- Favorite AI?
- Favorite song in the OST?
- Would you like a movie based on Borderlands?
- If so, who would you like to see in the cast?
- Do you usually play on your own or with friends?
- How many gameplay hours have you reached in total so far?
- On which platform do you own/play them?
:D
10. A NOTP?
Hmmm well I pretty much ship Jack with almost ANYONE. So a notp…probably Gaige and Jack. I dunno just seems weird, isnt she like young? idk just rubs me the wrong way.
40.Favorite wild animal species?
SKAGS FUCK YA DUNKINOS SO DAMN CUTE I WANT HIM.
also fuck rakks. seriously fuck them
50.A scene in the games that is always stuck in your head no matter what?
VAUGHNS ABS. who the HELL saw that coming?!? Always on ma mind yo ;D
60.On which platform do you own/play them?
I have all the games for ps3 and the handsome collection and tales for the ps4.
Add me with a message that your from tumblr and we can kill shit together! :D
psn:dantefangirl

im drawin a thing from ashestheterrible ‘s fic Just another goddamn ghost story.

“Just like that cupcake.” Jack reassured a slim smile following behind the sentence.
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FUCK I COLORED HIS EYES WRONG

id like to imagine that rhys is an obnoxiously loud sleeper
DAMMIT I FORGOT HIS TATTOO
buncha borderland trash wips
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HELL YA YOU CAN! Only problem…a-anon…i dont know who you are…
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no need to be shy! I dont bite!
Handsomekingdom! Of course you can be numba 1! Me love you long time! XD

im sorry im only posing wips
Me: *follows really amazing blog
Really amazing blog: *follows me back*
Me: oh nooooo
Me: OH NOOOO
Me: WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!? I HAVE TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED
Me: *blush* ohhhh gods,
Me: oh goooods noooo
Really amazing blog: *reblogs my post*
Me: ...
Me: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, MOM?
me: i love drawing
me: *draws*
me: i hate drawing
*picks up a pencil and attempts to draw* christ…. fuck…. this is awful. terrible pressure sensitivity. no layers. whats this joke

Im not dead. Have a shitty mobile upload Proportions are off I know. I usually fix that when I scan it. W/E



Have another mobile upload!:D Poor rhysie…
I made a thing on @8tracks: Handsome but Deadly


trying to sketch out this comic from ashestheterrible’s fanfic a circus to call our own
THIS IS MY FAV CHAPTER
Playing my second runthrough of Borderlands the Pre-Sequel as Timothy, falling head over heels in love with him, then realizing I have never involved Tim in any of my fictions. Instantly feels sad. Instantly begins fixing this.
I have a whole bunch of short fics I am writing right along side my longer project fiction so be on the lookout for those pairings including:Vaughn/Vasquez
Timothy/Rhys
Timothy/Handsome Jack
Rhys/Vaughn
Handsome Jack/Nisha
Axton/Handsome Jack/ Timothy/
Axton/Rhys/AI Handsome Jack
Rhys/Vaughn/AI Handsome Jack
Maya/Zer0
Axton/Handsome Jack
Because these days I really just live in a dumpster full of borderlands trash. *snuggles in a trash blanket*
*looks at sketch book full of sketches from your fanfics*

icantstop
send help
OK SO REAL TALK I WAS JUST SITTING HERE JUST DRAWIN PORN YA KNOW THE USUAL AND A GODDAMN BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKIN SPIDER JUST SAUNTERS UP OVER MY KEYBOARD LIKE “HEY BUDDY WHATCHA DRAWIN?” YOUR DEATH THATS WHAT IM DRAWIN! I WAS CORNERED AND THREATHENED

i tried…
i tried to make a dynamic sexy pose
also i coudnt remember what rhys was wearing so
*VIOLENTLY ACCEPTS LOVE* thank you much!