bet you didnt think that second picture was actually a part of something now did ya??? here have some more vamp au. i need to get this outta my system before i start spamming the bakery au :D
this is also for the anon that sent me the vamp headcanon that rhys likes the pain of the bite. hell yes.
Moxxi always knows just the right moment to ask for a favor, is the thing.
OR: In which Tim hides under Moxxi’s bar and sins.
A commission for @jillus who asked for some Tim/Moxxi exhibitionism. This was so much fun to write, and you were a delight to work with! Thank you so much for commissioning me!
Commissions are currently closed while I work through the ones I already have and work on my own fic, but if you don’t mind waiting you can still contact me with your ideas and I’ll fit you in for when they open again!
I HAVENT EVEN READ IT YET BYT I KNOW ITS GOOD. YALL DIRTY MINDS OUT THERE GOTTA READ THIS
@whatchamajig suggested this AU, we talked about it for a long time, and when I got to this part I had to stop talking and start writing.
What you need to know:
–Rhys was a prince made to marry Jack, the king of a neighboring kingdom, though neither of them really wanted to –They haven’t touched each other outside of obligatory consummation on the wedding night –Rhys is just settling into his new role in a new kingdom, and Nisha, Jack’s advisor, has been giving Rhys tips on “pleasing” his king. –Nisha has helped Rhys get ready to seduce Jack; Rhys later finds Jack in his…study? I guess? asleep at his desk.
Only did a quick self-beta so if you notice any problems I’d appreciate you pointing them out!
So. Here goes nothing.
“You shouldn’t be here,” Jack mumbles, relaxing his tight grip on Rhys’s wrist but letting his fingers linger loosely around it.
Rhys swallows. “I know.” Jack doesn’t say anything to that, just squints up at Rhys like he’s trying to figure him out, anticipate his next move, and it’s so quiet save for the way Rhys’s heart pounds in his ears.
He takes a deep breath and moves, very slowly, to free his wrist from Jack’s grasp and wrap his own fingers around Jack’s wrist. Jack stiffens for a moment, but ultimately lets Rhys move his hand, guide it closer until it’s just slipping beneath the silk of his robe. Jack’s hand is warm and rough against the soft skin of Rhys’s stomach, heated and still just a bit wet with the oil Nisha had spread on it earlier. Jack doesn’t say anything, stares blankly ahead and leaves his hand still, until Rhys guides him again, encouraging him to move his hand across the skin.
@nekogirl29ofdeviantart Ah! Okay I tried my best, I’m sorry! :/ Couldn’t get the leo, but! I could kinda make him bare chested. Hope you like this sin! *hides under rug*
All the stuff the lovely bab @jillus sent me! I screamed when I got it and I was having such a bad day and you have no idea how amazing this was as to get! Ilu bab!
Some timhelm kisses from tge bakery au. So IN the bakery au wil has longer hair, a glass eye, and gotee and tims pretty much the same. Him and jack are twins that own Handsome Bros Bread Co. Thanks @kaisterteeth and wil and axton are step brothers that own a farm that supplys the bakery. WHEW that was a mouth full lmao. There will be more of this au. Oh that last one tim and wil are at a fancy club and tim got a little drunk and wil is averting all eyes with growls hahaaaaaa
i swear tonight will be the night i finish this rhack fic for @wawawhatshappening and @somesketchyshit that i literally started working on a couple days before christmas and STILL haven’t finished because i’m a huge procrastinating schmuck
yes i am shaming myself this is the only way i seem to get things done
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. YES PLEASE FINISH SO I CAN READ XD
Star Sign: cancer/gemini (I was born on the cusp so im all fucked up)
Gender: Female (but i dont really look like it)
Height: 5'5"
Favorite color: Red (hella)
Time right now: 2:00 AM
Average hours of sleep: its either 4 hours or 12 there is no in between
Lucky numbers: pfft i dunno …. 7?
Last thing I googled: ‘ why did they take peter dinklage out of destiny?’
Number of blankets I sleep with: One. VERY BIG BLANKET
Favorite fictional characters: literally all of them. but dante from dmc is my fave and zolo from one piece and obv handsome jack
Favorite books: all the gay fanfics (blows kisses at you fanfic writers)
Favorite bands/musicians: devildriver, and EDM, feelin a lot of hasely, AND YEARS AND YEARS I LOVE THEM HARD. oh and sam smith is cool too. also asking alexandria and bring me the horizon all scratched up.
Dream job: professional smut artist (man i dunno)
What I am wearing right now: a dead season muscle shirt and light blue fuzzy pj pants. half metal, have fuzzy shit.
When did you create your blog: pfft- like last year
Current amount of followers: 985 HOLY SHIT WHERE-
What do you post about: i post fictional characters boning eachother. if ya couldn’t tell
Do you have any other blogs: I have a main blog where i reblog shit, a collab blog, a porn blog, and a borderlands shipping blog.
When did your blog reach its “peak”: DUDE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. 985 PEOPLE WTF
Who is your most active follower: ermmm…ill have to go check. @t3rrorkn1ght ….creepy theres nothing on their blog O_O
What made you decide to get a Tumblr: Ive had my maine blog forever and idk what got me into-WAIT I REMEMBER. back when i was on deviantart i had someone tell me that someone on tumblr was stealing my art so i joined to freak out on them. that was back in my protocreed days. -sigh-
Do you get Asks on a daily basis: usually when i post something i get a bunch all at once but thats about it xD
Why did you choose your URL: some= art sketchy=my art style shit= what i draw
Person A: you're so sweet and cute and precious
Person B: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.
Person A: :3c How cute
Soo i decide to do a redesign of my Atlas Rhys and i like this design WAY better, so yes, im keeping this as a new design ~ (yes glasses!) So proud of it <3
The book says ‘’How to seduce your enemies’’
No its not on the wrong cover, its just the back end hah
headcanon idea. wil works on the farm but cant bake for shit, so when timtams starts to stay over he’ll bake for him but will gets very clingy and wants to taste everythingggg (including tim)ANYWAY. i just love bakery au ok?
Don't stop the blushing Wilhelm, he's so cute. This big guy need more love.
YAAAASSSS i know right?! wils such a babe i need to draw more of him… ACTUALLY i have a bunch of sketches i need to scan and maybe ill finish a lil bit xD
Awesome tattoo, I'm getting the same one but on my right wrist (like Jack) later this year :D
NICE! dude ye i wanted to get it on the right but i already have that arm covered >:I so shit…..BUT HEY if i do take any cosplay photos the picture wil be inverted so itll look like its on the right hand xD
wow the tattoo is awesome, congrats dude, you're so cool ✨
yall hear that??? im cool L.M.A.O. but real talk THANKS! i hope it looks good its hurt like a motherfucker. AND i still need to go back to get it touched up. so fuck.
Hey man your new tat is cool! Do you have any helpful words to someone who has never gotten tattoos before? I really want to get Rhys' neck tattoo and/or Jack's wrist tattoo but I'm a scared weenie.
OH OH TIPS TIPS YES okokok
1! i recommend getting an appointment in the morning (you have a higher pain tolerance in the morning)
2! take a pain reliever 20 min before you go to get tatted (NOT A BLOOD THINNER THO. IT WILL MAKE YOU BLEED MORE WHILE GETTING TATTOOED.)
3! request a lying down and comfortable position, and wear comfy clothes ( your gonna be there a while)
4! EAT SOMETHING BEFORE YOU GO IN. (i made the mistake of not doing that and almost passed out. sucks)
5! get something to distract yourself, like a book or tv or music.
6! take DEEP breaths and try to relax, its gonna be hard but you can do it.
7! bone and tendons hurt BAD. so think before you get a tat.
ermmmm….thats about it i guess, just find your happy place lmao
Normal: I love you. Fighting: I’d fight you. Flying: I’d date you. Poison: I’m envious of you. Ground: I want to meet you in real life. Rock: I can relate to what you’ve gone through. Bug: You bug me sometimes. Ghost: You scare me sometimes. Steel: I think you’re strong. Fire: I think you’re hot. Water: I think you’re cool. Grass: I think you’ve grown a lot. Electric: You surprise me sometimes. Psychic: We have a lot in common. Ice: I want to be closer to you. Dragon: I think you’re amazing. Dark: I’d fuck you. Fairy: I think you’re cute.
tims response snapchat from this !! I HAVE A FEELING THIS MAY GET KINDA STEAMY NEXT. SINCE TIMS OUTTA SCHOOL AND ALL!
maybe i should give yall background from this au.
SO! long story short, tim is a school teacher, wil is a bounty hunter who met tim through a parent teacher confrence because tim is wils daughters teacher! wow thats a mouth full! did i mention that wil daughter is a young gaige?? so dang cute~ @jillus and your aus!!
look I just stopped by to say that your drawing of jack with the delicious chest hair and cockring has been haunting me for way longer than socially acceptable, and that ergo you are the devil
EHEHEHEH im not even sorry! i should draw more solo jack….-wink emoji-
