April 2016

i have……………..NO IDEA. what to draw…… i wanna do rehab au…but- guys help. any ideas?

BL Gym AU ficlet

michaelandthegodsquad:

I wrote a short thing for my Gym AU? It’s mostly just banter between Jack, who owns the gym, and Tim, who’s a personal trainer there (and also has a background in physical therapy, though that’s not important to this ficlet. There’s a short appearance from Aurelia, who is the gym manager and also handles the books.

This is in the same verse as my short fic “ARE YOU NASTY?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), but takes place either before Jack meets Rhys or before Rhys starts going to the Helios Gym.

Tim is stretching after his last client for the morning leaves, bending over with his left hand on his right ankle and his right hand stretched towards the ceiling, when Jack walks over.

“‘Sup Timmy?” he says, landing a less than gentle smack on Tim’s rear.

Tim startles slightly but doesn’t break his stretch, rolling his eyes as he breathes in deeply. “You know people don’t normally spank their siblings in public, right?”

He can almost feel the force of Jack’s smirk and he immediately regrets his wording. “In public, huh? I’ll make a note of that for later, Tim Tams.”

Tim sighs and switches sides, and Jack takes the opportunity to rest a hand on his flank and lean against him. He grunts but readjusts his footing to accomodate his twin’s weight.

“What do you want, Jack?” he finally asks, standing and shaking Jack off of him before stretching his arm behind him, using his opposite hand to hold his elbow in place.

Jack puts a hand on his chest, feigning shock. “You wound me. Can’t a guy just spend time with his–”

“No,” Tim is quick to interrupt as he switches sides.

Jack keeps up the facade for another moment before shrugging it off. “Eh, you’re right. Just figured I’d check out the fresh meat.”

Tim furrows his brows but follows Jack’s gaze to the front desk, where one of his newer clients is settling her bill for the month with Gaige, and he shakes his head, releasing his stretch.

“No way,” he says, stepping into Jack’s line of sight. “I’m not losing another one of my clients because you wanna get your dick wet.”

“Hey, language, bro,” Jack says with a sharp grin. “I’m just thinking about getting back into training, is all.”

Tim’s face falls flat at that. “Jack, we had to take you off the roster because you made too many people cry.”

“Pfft. You know how it goes, Timmy, no pain, no gain and all that,” Jack replies, trying to peer over Tim’s shoulder at his client.

“I don’t think that includes emotional battery.”

“Oh c'mon, I wasn’t that bad,” he insists, but takes one look at Tim’s raised brows and pouts.

At that moment, Aurelia walks past, barely looking up from her tablet, and Jack perks up. “Aurelia, hey, just the person I wanted to see.” She stops and looks up at him, already looking bored, and frowns as Jack slings an arm around her shoulders.

“Could you please tell my dear brother that I was a great personal trainer?” he says, voice syrupy sweet, and Tim folds his arms across his chest.

“Jack,” Aurelia replies, that shark smile in place, “you know I admired your training tactics,” she says, and Jack looks back at Tim with a smug smirk. “But you were terrible for business and if you so much as think about doing it again, I’ll have your balls in a jar on my desk. Now if you’ll excuse me.” With that, she shrugs Jack’s arm off and walks away, and Tim stifles his laughter at the blank look on Jack’s dumb face.

“You were saying?” Tim asks with a smile, and Jack grunts.

“Shut the hell up, Timothy,” he grumbles before walking away, leaving a giggling Tim in his wake.

AMAZING

What's your twitter name? I tried searching your blog for it, but I couldn't find it. D:

Ah im sorry! Its @Sketchy__shit I think lol or Cassafrass idk how twitter works…

jillus:

@somesketchyshit brings up August/Axton as a pairing.

Me:

MY NEW THING GUYS. I S2G I WILL SHIP ANYTHING.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

connortemple:

I commissioned @loving-dolls to draw my Tim in his Bakery AU and I could not be happier! Look at all his floof! I cry.

THIS IS SO CUTE IM SCREAMING. OMG I WANNA FLOOF HIM.

michaelandthegodsquad:

Draw the Squad

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i did a thing. we all know jack would break out into song and dance when hes drunk.

wow how does tumblr image thing even work???? its so smol…. someone help

jillus:

NSFW comic under the cut

Keep reading

INSPOO//sweatsssss

gemodawn:

Some vamp Jack for @somesketchyshit‘s vampire au   (☞゚∀゚)☞

YES JOIN ME AND THE VAMPSSSSS THIS LOOKS SO AWESOME I CANT STOP SCREAMI NH SJDBFJDBDJDNFKDID

what's going on with your icon? is tim getting his nose fucked by a tentacle?

Thats…….that is EXACTLY whats going on. Hahahah it was antisourms live stream and she was drawing gemlands and then I showed up and was like hey…..draw this thing. And this happened. Im so sorry. This is why we cant have nice things

Luckily I was able to follow you by hovering over your username while it appeared on my dash, but I don't see a follow button anywhere on your blog? D:

It should pull down on the top right like most blogs!D: im glad you go it tho! XD

from ashes fic found here 

:>

thethespacecoyote:

Are you an omegaverse rhack, a domestic fluff rhack, or a badwrong rhack

All of them >:]

sket-o:

EXTRA FÜR DIE KIRA

NEW SHIP ACCEPTED

fierce-phoenix:

asphyxiate-my-soul:

I threw a werebear Wilhelm at @fierce-phoenix‘s faun Timothy. 

TAKE THAT. 
Also, I’ve never drawn Wilhelm properly before. I shall work on that. 

I’m accepting this for the AU, yessss perfecttttttt AHHHhhh

WEREBEAR WIL OH MY-

gemodawn:

So since I’ve really been thinking about getting Jack’s wrist tattoo super soon, I tried looking around for a good reference and I… Couldn’t?? Find one????

So I made one myself. Feel free to use for reference or whatever.

THIS WOULD BE SO HELPFUL WHEN I GOT MINE hahaha this is a great ref tho!

GUYS

hyperionous:

Gearbox confirms that Borderlands 3 will be its next game!!

AHHHHHHHH

godlykatz:

I am a mixture of Septiplier, Borderlands, Supernatural, and Hamilton trash, and honestly it’s pretty great.

antisorum:

yep i’m still obsessing over hamilton, drawn in PS

WhAt thE FUcK ArE UZKYZ KIdii NH. ME

rines-sha:

Axton and Handsome Jack from Borderlands

they finally found the view without Pandora in it god that planet full of bandits is everywhere