here you go, sir
“You know what, that’s... that’s my bad, that’s on me.”#OUT OF ALL THE BETRAYALS JACK HAD TO ENDURE THAT CHAIR WAS PROBABLY THE MOST UNEXPECTED
oh oh oh
AU where everything is the same but Rhys is wearing this at all times, no exceptions, even when he’s in disguise
Help me I’m confused
Local asshole ruins everything. Town is devasted.
Self care is embezzling 10 million dollars, stealing a car, and getting multiple concussions and head injuries
Self care is allowing the AI in your head access to your subsystems.
Some people??? Crash space stations and rip out their own cybernetics??? To cope????
Self care is screaming enhance at any tech that isn’t working until it does
ugh
uhh
handsome jack: the stars are beautiful tonight
rhys: yeah they are
handsome jack: you know who else is beautiful?
rhys: you
handsome jack: me--
handsome jack: what
rhys: what
i’ve proven to myself that even a crappy doodle can look good if i throw enough of color in it
so I am going to replay TFTB
mostly because I like eating glass
fanboy screaming
SO SUGAR DADDY!AU AGAIN
i was avoiding work today and talked about this au with hydrae instead because i don’t know anymore.
Jack throws his platinum card at rhys and rhys thinking its some kind of test or whatever but then yvette just goes FUCK THIS SHIT and they head to the fanciest restaurant in town and have a frigging party. then the next day rhys starts panicking because the bill is a thousand bucks and thinks jack’s going to be so mad. he has no idea how sugar daddy works. what a nerd.
will i stop
probably not
no thanks to hydrae for the frigging dialogue bc i have lost control of my life i hate this