Giants in Orr
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This started as a pen doodle at work. It was so dead, it evolved into….this monstrosity.
So yeah! Kyneska Marrowtaster is escourting a shrubbery with a busted leg, whilst trying not to garner the attention of a champion undead giant on Orr.
So ma buddy sketchknight suggested I sing I’ll Make a Man Out of You, since the original song is a male singer. You see, we’re all takin our Guild Wars characters and pairing them with a Disney song. I got a liiiiittle bit carried away though and wrote an entire cover for our Truck Kyne! xD
Happy Monday, Mrm. :D I hope y’all enjoy!
THIS NEEDS MORE ATTENTION! NOW COMPLETE WITH ARTS!
A song about Kyne Marrowtaster, a charr frustrated with the sylvari she calls her guildmates: Malik, Oziroan(Oz), Caedron, Belmorra(Bel) and Glador!
“Reversal” or “Oz Helps an Old Lady Up Some Stairs”
Promenade of the Gods, yo.
800 undead spell casters per cubic meter. My slow-as-molasses-in-winter warrior went down ON THE VERY LAST STEP. Under the Grenth statue’s influence. Next to a giant undead hand. Under an Orrian Preserver. Surrounded by undead wizards.
Oziroan just said: “Challenge accepted” and that little trooper ran through that gauntlet to resurrect Truck’s ass, a little bit at a time, before being pummeled to death. Again and again. For the better part of an hour!